Location: Lowers
Crew: Francis, Michelle, Al
Conditions: Clean, offshore, sunny, warm, inconsistent, weird, 4-5+ ft.
It’s 0545, but I still wake up with ease. Sebastian didn’t have bad gas last night, so I don’t have Argentine farts in my breath. I climb down and hear Michelle rustle around in her sleeping bag. It’s cold and wet when I step outside. There are patches of dark clouds with patches of light, and the wind is offshore but strong. I wonder if the forecast for a clear morning is off. My towel and wetsuit are still damp, so I jump in the wagon and put the heater on, throwing my wetsuit on the floor board. After drinking the whole weekend, I definitely feel like shit this morning. Light drops of rain fall against the windshield. It’s so easy to go back in the trailer and fall asleep, but how can I? It’s like going to Disneyland and not going on any rides, like going to Amsterdam and no smoking any weed, or like going to the porn shop without rubbing one out in the video booth.
Al walks up to my window. I roll it down. “Where’s Francis?” he asks.
“What, I thought he was sleeping next to you.”
“He’s not there.”
“Oh . . . he’s probably in his truck.”
I step out to change and see Michelle looking at the waves. I tell her I’m going for it and that I’ll meet them in the water. I’m expecting the wind to change, so I need to paddle out while it’s still offshore. It’s light out by the time I walk up to Francis’ truck. His windows are foggy, but I see him in there, so I knock on his window. He waves at me but doesn’t open the door. That’s odd. I figure he’s really tired, so I continue my journey.
It’s a disappointing walk. Yesterday, everyone was talking about how today would be it: post storm surf, south swell, clean, lined-up waves. The surf is jumbled at Churches. Middles is just as disappointing. The SS kicks in. I try to build the waves up in my mind, telling myself that that little, tapered shoulder is good for some turns, but I know it’s not.
Lowers is empty, and no one else is on the sand with me. Only at Uppers I see a couple guys. Another surfer stands on the sand with his board in hand, going through similar contemplations. How could Lowers be completely empty? I hate to say it, but if a couple guys were out, my attitude would be: Oh hell no, I ain’t gonna let them have it to themselves.
The wind dies even more; it turns calm. The sun comes out; it’s warm. But the waves . . . the waves are scattered: swinging wide, inside, outside, and so peaky that they look like traffic cones. There’s the initial drop, but the shoulder tapers away so much that it bogs out. Lowers never breaks like this. It’s already past 0700, but I’m still staring at this spot, not accepting that it’s terrible. I walk a little south to north middles and see a couple rights that look better. I paddle out there.
Even at Middles, the attraction of Lowers is too much. I find myself heading in that direction. When I see a couple guys on the sand checking it out, I get territorial; I have to make this spot work. It’s a frustrating start, scratching out on my first attempts. My first left is peaky, and I’m sent down the line with speed. The shoulder mooshes out into nothing, but I still try to carve it. It was like turning on a flat surface. Skateboarding, but it was still fun.
Francis appears to my south first, and then Michelle and Al join us. We comment on the conditions: clean, but breaking really weird. Francis is the first to get a legit wave, a right that he catches all the way to shore. So does Al, and Michelle and I catch a couple boggers. She’s charging on the peaks which actually have some size. She’s one of us.
About three more guys join us, and despite the weird waves, one of them is still making it work, throwing spray out the back for a couple turns. I get a couple waves with some pumpy, connecting sections but no carves.
Francis says that he needs to head in to get ready for his job. The wind shifts to the south anyway, so I let Al and Michelle know that I’m catching one in. We wait for them on the sand, but they’re still going for more.
“What happened to you last night?” I ask Francis.
“Oh. Al was snoring too loud.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
We walk the soft, muddy trail, careful not to sink. “You should’ve just woke his ass up. That’s what I used to do. He’s cool with it.”
There’s no breakfast feast. Gary and Seba are cleaning up the trailer, and I down seven mint Oreos with milk for a quick snack. Michelle and Al return and get cleaned up. Francis leaves, and now there are only four of us left to enjoy this sunny morning. Despite the winds, the surf cleans up, and Old Mans has some fun looking lefts. The sun’s shining even brighter. It’s Sebastian, Al, Gary, Michelle, and me sitting at the picnic table.
I turn to Michelle and say, “So, I’m gonna see what your shit looks like. We have to go to the drain station and dump out the trailer.”
“I didn’t shit in the trailer.”
“You didn’t?”
“No.”
“Oh. . . .” I turn to Gary. “Did you shit in the trailer?”
“No.”
I turn to Al. “How about you?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay, I’m gonna see what YOUR shit looks like.” Although this is no accomplishment, because I’m quite familiar with Al’s shit.
It’s time for goodbyes. I thank Gary for helping to clean up and wash the dishes, and we talk to Michelle about a possible surf trip up north in the future. When they leave, Al and I go to the dump site with Sebastian to drain the poop. The tank is almost empty, but the drain hole starts to overflow. The water looks like tomato soup with a few orange poop-nuggets and toilet paper floating in it. When Seba picks up the drain hose, a log falls out. Al starts cracking up.
We thank Seba again for everything, and follow him to the El Toro exit where he waves goodbye. On the way home, Al and I stop by Hokkaido Seafood Buffet in Long Beach and eat for at least an hour and a half for only $10.99 each.
Back in El Segundo, we’re dead tired. We take a nap, and I wake to him getting ready at about 1930. The Travel Channel’s No Reservations plays on the TV. This episode is about Venice. I’m still groggy, feeling lazy on my couch. We give each other a hug, and I ask, “When you think you’ll be down again?”
“I don’t know, maybe not until next year.”
It’s too soon to ask. He needs to get back to his life and so do I. His footsteps clomp away as he walks down the hall and down the stairs. He has a long drive.
I sit back on my couch, staring at my phone. Kind of like my brother traveling alone, he enjoyed the company of Tim and his friends, but when they left, he was by himself. Now it’s my turn. I’m blessed to have good friends, and even though the surf wasn’t epic, this trip was more about the company and helping to establish new relationships. Everyone got along, and the energy was good all around, but typing away in this lonely apartment there’s still something missing.






