Thursday, April 23, 2015

IT’S EITHER TOO HIGH OR TOO LOW PT. II, THU 23APR015


Back to local..

Loc: El Porto, 45th Street

Time: 0910-1030                                      

Conditions: 2-4 FT, light onshore, inconsistent, crowded.

Board: 5’10 Lost Mini Driver

     My car’s packed to recon the surf at first light, and by first light I mean true first light, WHC standards. Gary, who’s been out of town, sends a text when I’m still sleeping. “Not worthy,” he says. “Going to work.” Fuck. I should’ve warned him. Low tide has been shit here in the mornings. Yet, I had my hopes up, too. New swell, new possibilities, maybe tide wouldn’t be an issue, but it is.

     I’ve skipped the idea of an HB session, even though the cams there are excellent. Holding out for tomorrow, that’s the plan.

     So when I arrive at Porto at 0900, of course, the tide looks low, but . . . there’s definitely new energy in the water. Peaks are coming in, still long with shoulders stretched out at the end of them. Still a little sectiony from the low tide, but it looks rippable. Finally, a typical average Porto session. It’s the most I can ask for.

     Bad thing is, it’s fucking crowded. The bathrooms and the sandwich shack have the best peaks, but everyone is there. Meanwhile, 45th has a strange rip running through it. Further south by the tanks and the smoke stacks is a no-man’s land of nothing, no waves.

     The current pulls me just south of 45th. There are plenty of things to complain about, but a wedgy right stands up out of the shallow surf. I paddle into it and get one small snap before I kick out. At least there are waves.

     Yet, I’m sitting by a threesome, a guy on a foamie and two other shortboard pals, and they’re aggressive, especially the foamie guy. It’s hard competing, and I have to give up a couple of waves.

     It’s consistent enough for me to get a couple of lefts. I get one the two surfers back out on from the outside. It’s already peeling when I get into it. I do the turn, dip my board, and frog kick maneuver to get into it. I rarely do this, but fuckin’ A, it works. The shoulder is long and rampy, so I get a fast forehand snap from the speed. Feels legit.

     I’ve been making it a habit to talk to guys in the lineup, especially if they’re scavengers and not main-breaker guys.

     “Did that wave break for you?” I ask my fellow brethren.

     “No, but I saw you get that good left earlier.”

     It’s actually nice, these mellow conversations. It’s one more guy in the lineup who won’t snake me, and likewise for me to him.

     After what seems like a decent session, the surf turns inconsistent, now breaking mostly at the two main peaks. 45th Street shuts down. The lineup’s too thick for me to care to venture. Trying to get a last wave is frustrating, so I’m mostly just spectating the left in front of the bathrooms.

     This big stocky guy, who I’ve seen sound off on guys, is riding one of those new Firewire LTF Vader boards, the ones with the nose chopped off, and . . . he’s fucking killing it, making every section all the way to the rocks. Paddling back, he says, “I don’t know why we need surfboards with noses? What’s the pizza slice do for you anyway?”

     A guy yells, “Hey!” as a noob drops in on him, eating shit, causing both of them to eat shit. Porto. . .

     I chick in a multi-color teal and black Roxy suit paddles out next to me on a longboard. She goes for a closeout and doesn’t stick it. All I hear is the loud FOP! when her board hits the water.

     My last wave is so fucking dismal. Crumbling right. No turns. Just straight into shore. I turn around. Roxy girl takes off late on a steep right. It’s a closeout, but she’s riding her insider rail down the face of the wave, purling as the wave doubles up and gets ready to pound her.

IT’S EITHER TOO HIGH OR TOO LOW, WED 22APR015



Loc: El Porto, 45th Street

Time: 0900-1015                                      

Conditions: 1-3 FT, light onshore, inconsistent.    

Board: 5’10 Lost Mini Driver

     I swear, the recent tide windows have not been jiving with the surf. Last week, the tide was too high in the morning. This week, it’s too low. Despite Surfline’s fair rating of 2-3 FT+ surfing for the South Bay, the swells just haven’t been hitting right. Checking the cams in the morning have been disappointing. Weak, crumbly, disorganized low-tide drainers. And then there’s the HB cams. Fuck. Looks good. Everything, the report is much better there, too. I can only imagine what Trestles is doing. A couple weeks ago, I would’ve made the drive, taken a daycation, or at least have went to HB, but I’m so over driving. I’ve been travelling a lot the last couple of months, whether it’s down south or Camp Roberts up north. Also travelling solo is getting old, too. I miss the old days. Francis used to be my main roll dog. Before Khang took the manager job at Quik, he’d be an easy backup. Ha, even Shan used to be down to travel even though I barely hit him up. Solo . . . it gets old after a while, and I miss being able to share the surf with someone. So all week, I’ve been waiting for local to turn on.

     On Wednesday morning, I waited for the tide to swing. At 0900, I looked at the El Porto cam. It still looked dismal, but I just needed to get fucking wet.

#

     A longboarder in a neon orange hat is getting back-to-back-to-back rides on his longboard. Could be the Swellmagnet.com guy, but I don’t know him personally. I just heard he wears an orange hat. Other than him, there aren’t too many takers. The surf still looks drained. Long peaks, small shoulders. Plus, the wind is starting to swing onshore.

     Against my better judgement, I leave the Zippi in the car and opt for my new stick. New Stick Syndrome, as Gary would call it.

     Sitting in the 45th St. lineup, I’m not expecting much. I catch a couple small lefts, all chaser waves, pump-pump-floater waves, but it’s still more than I had expected.

     A long-haired guy in a blue wetsuit, could be a Brazo, is sitting on a CI board with a spanking new gleaming white deck.

     “What board is that?” I ask.

     He dismounts and flips it upside down for me. “It’s the Zeus,” he says. “First time I’ve taken it out.”

     “How do you like it?”

     Zeus grimaces. “Fuck, I can’t tell. The surf sucks. Plus, too many beginners . . . longboarders.”

     He seems like a nice guy, a frustrated one. I keep track of where he is to make sure I don’t drop in on him.

     Just as a Costco foamer is making his way to the lineup, a peak sprouts up out of nowhere, a right. I paddle out to meet it and find myself just a little deep behind the shoulder. Foamer’s eyeing me as I drop in. He’s ready to take it. As I make the drop, he pulls out, and just like that, there’s an open face right before me. On my backhand, I unleash the first snap, hearing the splash over the back. Redirecting, I maneuver past a Japanese noob chick on a polka-dot board. With the shoulder diminishing, I crank out one more snap before the wave fizzles out.

     Fuckin’ A. It’s the only rippable wave I’ve seen the whole time I’ve been out. Paddling back out, Zeus and I converge in the lineup once more.

     “That was a good wave,” he says.

     “I got lucky. It came out of nowhere.”

     He looks out at the ocean, unsmiling. “You were in the perfect spot.”

A RICARDO WEEKEND PT.II, SUN 19APR015


Small Middles
 

Loc: Churches

Time: 0745-0930

Crew: Rick & Bri                                     

Conditions: 2-4 FT, glassy, consistent, overcast.   

Board: 5’10 Lost Mini Driver

     I wake up to the sound of Rick stirring about the campsite. Outside is the complete opposite as yesterday morning. It’s overcast and gray. Stay-in-bed weather. Bri’s still conked out when I exit the wagon after a good night’s rest on the air mattress. It’s howling offshore and cold. Rick’s boiling his kettle of water for coffee. His collars are up.

     At 0645 we should be rushing the surf despite the conditions. Yet, we’re dragging ass. I take my time, hit the latrines, brush my teeth. Bri’s still K.O.’d. When I get back from the bathrooms, Rick’s suiting up. I rustle Briana awake. It’s time.

#

     The tide’s just over the cobblestones. At Upper Churches, there’s already a main pack of longboarders. I strong-arm Rick into surfing my spot. Usually, he likes the main Churches peak directly at the top of the point. And who draws first blood?

     A rogue right swings wide and breaks at the edge of Middles. On the 6’10 Becker, Bri paddles into it right on the shoulder. From behind the wave, Rick and I watch her attack the wave on her front side. No, she’s not throwing buckets yet, but her movement is precise, banking off of the shoulder, disappearing, and then appearing again for another bank. Three hits she gets all the way to the inside. Rick and I wait for her to return to give her props.

     Rick struggles a bit, getting some soft serve waves, causing him to paddle towards the main pack deeper into Churches. Just as he leaves, my spot gets consistent. A flurry of lefts rolls in. Bottom turns, top turns, cutbacks. Still, I notice how this board isn’t as snappy as my Motorboat Too, but I know that this Mini Driver is an all-around board. I’ll dial it in. Just need time.

     I didn’t mention it yesterday, but I’ve been trying to work on my layback snaps. That’s all this morning is about, and I’m failing the whole time. Either I stall coming out of the maneuver and get left behind by the wave, I don’t stick it and eat shit, or the board just goes flying into the air from poor timing. I’m having such a hard time. I remember my backhand snap just happened on its own, but laybacks . . . even after watching some tutorials on them, they are hard to pull off. The formula feels right in my head. Speed, momentum, deep bottom turn, eye a steep section, layback with rear hand, redirect board down vertically and under your feet. Of course, it’s always easier on paper.

     After my flurry, my spot turns inconsistent. Meanwhile, Rick’s winning some battles against the pack. I see him get snaked on a right. Minutes later, he’s snaking the guy back on a left. Rick’s pumping and pumping while the guy still stays on his ass. Rick doesn’t run away until the inside section. He kicks out and gives a loud victorious mocking laugh. He paddles right by the guy, and he doesn’t say shit to Rick. That’s surf justice. A snake for a snake.

     And Bri had never stopped her onslaught. She’s outgrown that 6’10 Becker so much. I struggle on the smaller waves, and she’s still milking them. Nonstop, it’s the Bri show. It’s as if she were on a conveyor belt just going to and from, wave after wave.

     We spot Rick heading back to camp at 0930. We don’t have to check out until noon, and there are still waves coming in. Usually, Bri and I would push it until 1100, but we can’t do Rick like that. I know him. He’d let us surf the whole morning while packing up the campsite by himself, but we’re a family. We can’t do that.

     Bri and I follow suit. We walk back together.

A RICARDO WEEKEND (double), SAT 18APR015


Empty Churches after shark sighting.
 

Loc: Oceanside

Time: 0800-1100

Crew: Rick A.                                        

Conditions: 3-4 FT, glassy, inconsistent. 

Board: 5’10 Lost Mini Driver

     None of my friends were available for a weekend trip down south, save for Bri who was going to meet us at San Onofre that Saturday evening. None of Rick’s friends were able to make it, too. With an average forecast of 2-3 FT+ for south OC, I could have easily passed. However, I hadn’t had any quality time with Rick for a while, and it was hard to tell the guy no. It always is. I can appreciate the true value of quality time with family, so I told him I’d be ready at 0500.

#

     My gear’s prepacked in the back of my wagon ready to be transferred over to Rick’s van when he pulls up. After cereal and brewing some coffee, I sit in my car and wait for his headlights. I’m tired. Rick pulls up. In the morning darkness I can see he’s tired, too.

     I fight dozing off. Both of us had shitty sleep last night. When we hit Irvine’s when we both run out of words. Usually Rick is longwinded in his conversations, but today we’re piggy backing off of any subject we can talk about. Silence when Rick is around is highly unusual, and for the first time ever, we have to really strain to keep the words coming out of our mouths.

     It’s already light out when we exit Basilone. Only a few heads are at Lowers. A right is swinging wide and peeling into Middles. Empty. “There’s something out there,” I say.

     When we reach the checkpoint to enter the beach, the guard says, “Beach is closed for surfing. Two eleven-foot great whites were spotted.”

     Rick tells the guy that he has a campsite and that we’ll just be hanging out at the beach. When we enter, only one car is parked where it’s usually packed by now. Clean but weak 2-3 FT peaks are rolling in unridden with only three guys out. On the sand, a sign is posted to warn beach goers. We walk to upper Churches. Looks the same.

     It’s when we jump in the car and head towards Old Mans that I suggest Oceanside. Rick turns quiet again. I can see the gears working inside his head. His family is coming over from the South Bay. They’ll be here within two hours. Yet, another 16 miles south, and the surf could be worth it.

#

Saw this entering Camp Pendleton. Haha!

     Oceanside AKA DMJ. What a military perk it is to have this place. When we pull up, we see waves, but the peaks look long with racy shoulders at the end of them. We can’t tell if it’s worth the drive, but we suit up. Guys parked in the lot are saying that the water’s freezing. Rick looks at my 3/2 and offers up his brand new Hurley 4/3. I accept.

     Yes, the water is freezing. Much colder than the South Bay. My hands go numb instantly. Rick’s still back in the lot locking up the van. I duckdive an inside wave that looks soft and rippable, but I keep paddling further out.

     Usually this place has minimal crowd, but there are a lot of people out. Must’ve been good yesterday. The word is out. I sit wide of three guys who are sitting just north of the jetty. I back out of the first wave of the set for one of them when another one breaks a little further out. I turn and go, but the wave closes out, and all I can do is get a little practice floater. I’m out of position for the next couple of waves, but I watch how the surfers get into them. Even though the tide is coming up, the waves are still vertical. One guy doesn’t pull in fast enough and gets clobbered by the four-foot lip. Still reeling, a small almond slit offers some tube space. Right at that moment, I just have that feeling, a similar feeling to the first time that I had gotten some easy barrels at HB Cliffs. Something tells me that, if I surf right, I might get a little barrel today.

     Standard. It’s standard to pull into closeouts. Like barrel practice, getting pinched. Sort of a rights of passage. I can’t tell you how many session, especially at Manhattan Beach, where that’s all the surf offered—pinchers.

     I get two more waves where I pull in and don’t even get a glimpse of anything. On the third one, I get the standard vision, the curling section in front of me, the eternal shoulder that I’ll never clear, and the foamy lip that’s about to wash me out. Two guys are on the shoulder as I pull in. They disappear from view. All I see is foamy water. I’m blinded. This is where I usually penetrate out the back, another closer under my belt, but all of a sudden my vision clears, like the washy lip is in rewind. The lip goes in reverse and curls back into the lip. I’m riding out of it. An opening. The pocket becomes the open face, and I stand up riding on the shoulder. I pump twice and end the ride with a half ass floater and a splashy dismount. Resurfacing, I let out a loud laugh to myself as if I were mad like the Joker. Yes. That just happened. Beyond stoked. Session made. The drive down south was worth it.

     Paddling back out, I see Rick sitting more north with the pack. I’m ear to ear. He senses my stoke. I make a circle with my thumb and forefinger and peak through it as if I had just made a Swaggy P. three pointer.

     And the rest . . . the rest of the session is fucking decent. A foot bigger would have made the conditions a little challenging, but four-foot DMJ is absolutely playful. With the tide softening up the surf, I get to dial in my rail game on my new Mini Driver. To say the least, I’m a little off. I get good bottom turns, extend as I climb the face with speed, but I feel hung up on my top turns. Maybe I still have some Motorboat Too residue. I can really feel the pin tail on this board now, the bite is has, and how it doesn’t want to release. Yet, I’m still having fun. It’s just gonna take some time.

     “I’ve read the Kelly Slater book,” says Rick. “You gotta move around.” And he does. Rick’s not the type to sit in one place. On his beaten-up and war-torn Neckbeard, he sits with the crowd and gets both rights and lefts all the way to shore. Meanwhile, I’m fine where I am away from everyone. Save for a couple of body boarders and an SUP guy, I get a lot of waves to myself.

#

Took a little stroll before session #2. Small Churches.
Cute abandoned little seal pup.

Loc: Upper Churches

Time: 1600-1800                                      

Conditions: 2-3 FT, light onshore, inconsistent.    

Board: 5’10 Lost Mini Driver

     Rick’s wife’s a little upset at how late we are getting back to San Onofre. I can tell she’s pulling punches a little since I’m here. I’m glad that she is because I don’t want to be in the middle of a quarrel. While Rick’s hands are full with his family, I snack on the fruits of their get together, munching on hot dogs and chips. Even in the early afternoon, the conditions are still clean with just a subtle onshore wind. I wait for the tide to cover the cobblestones before I paddle out again.

     It’s 1600 when I’m back at Upper Churches. Even though the conditions are clean, fuck the waves are much weaker compared to Oceanside. Upper Churches is crowded, which is unfortunately normal nowadays, so I do my usual thing and sit wide north, hoping to score some lefts. I notice another surfer doing the same. I catch one under his priority. Even though this Mini Driver is shorter than my other one, I’m surprised at how well it performs even in two-foot surf. I pop up and pump, making the sections, getting a little floater at the end. Afterwards, the other guy gets the next one. And that’s how the session goes, trading off with a random stranger. We don’t talk the whole time, yet we know etiquette.

     It’s not until some guy on a blue foamie paddles out and sits in between us. Fuckin’ guy snakes the other dude, and then the rotation gets all messed up. Aside from that, I can’t get any solid carves for the life of me.

     I call the session at 1800. On the way back to the campsite, I spot Rick on the sand walking towards me. Turns out he was bored since his family went home. In front of us, a bunch of Marines are breaking up a fight. The soldiers have to barely be in their twenties, just kids. Too much alcohol and not enough life experience yet. A recipe for disaster.

     When Bri shows up, we grab some Sonic’s to go and head back to the campfire with Rick. We’re tired. So tired.

TRYING (double), THU 16APR015


 

Loc: El Porto, 45th                                  

Conditions: 1-3 FT, light onshore, soft, inconsistent.   

Board: Zippifish

     Looking back on this day, I can only remember how desperate I was for surf. After having used my new stick the days prior, I came to the conclusion that I shouldn’t force sessions on small days with the wrong equipment. That Thursday, I waxed up my trusty Zippifish and hoped to be king of the one footers.

     Lame enough, I don’t remember much of that first session, just the lack of quality rides. Stubbornly, I waited for two hours for waves. I caught some but not much. Nothing to take home to be stoked about.

     I had brought my running gear in case I chose to jog on the sand, but at the end of the session I just wanted out of there.

     After going home and doing some errands, I found myself back at 45th Street. It was a sunny day with just light onshore wind. The red flag warning was up, which meant offshores for most of the morning into the early afternoon. When I arrived at Porto, the wind had just started to change.

     Again. No memorable rides. Usually, on this board, I can get so many waves.

     After a depressing session, I threw on a pair of shorts and ran on the sand from 45th Street to Marine. The tide was low, so I mixed up my run from the soft sand up top to the hard packed sand at the tide line. I was in denial. There had to be waves somewhere, but during my run I only spotted a few weak crumbly corners. Yet, there I was extending my afternoon, not wanting to go home. It was that unfulfilled feeling from being low on stoke. As if the surf would have just randomly turned on, and I would’ve ran back to the car, grabbed my board, and paddled back out.