Location: Middles
& Lowers
Crew: Bri,
Khang & Dais
Time: 0830-1100
Conditions
(Middles): 1-2 FT+, warm, offshore, glassy, inconsistent, empty.
Conditions
(Lowers): 2-4 FT, consistent, SUPER FUCKING CROWDED!!!
I wake up at 0645. We slept in, but I’m not
bothered by the late start. After I brush my teeth I walk to the overlook and
get a first glimpse of Old Mans. The surface conditions are clean, slightly
offshore, but the whole San Onofre lineup is dotted with longboarders. I’m not
planning to surf there anyway. I think about Rick, remembering the times he
woke me up at dawn, excited, saying, “It’s offshore, Matt. We need to get on it
right now.” No doubt if he was here, we’d all be in the water already, with
good reason.
Briana shifts on the mattress when I unzip
the tent.
“It’s offshore right now,” I say. “We need
to get on it.” I call Khang. He and Dais are in Irvine. I tell them that I’ll
meet them in the water. Briana wakes up and munches on some snacks while I
change and slap on some Vertra. I’m dressed, my board is waxed, and I’m ready
to go, but I stop myself from heading out. Why not just wait, I think to
myself. Briana takes her time getting ready. She points out a prairie dog that
just popped up from under my board.
#
Briana’s already met Dais and Khang, but we
still walk out to greet them. Khang has his wetsuit, but I tell him that’s it’s
been warm enough for a wetsuit jacket and shorts. Since he doesn’t have one, I
give him my O’Neill top while I use the Hurley one that Rick let me borrow.
#
“Look at that!” says Khang. He’s pointing
at a three-foot peak that’s breaking at Churches. “Bam ! . . bam ! . . bam!”
I laugh at his mind surfing. Two other
surfers walk past us, smiling, dripping wet, heading back towards the San
Onofre state parking. We can easily paddle out here, but even though it’s not
packed, I know that it will be soon. Khang and Dais talk amongst themselves of
the possibility of surfing Churches if nothing’s better up north.
Briana and I stop short at Battle
Positions. “We’re gonna surf here,” I say. “Check out Lowers. You never know.
Something might swing wide.”
Dais and Khang walk further north while Bri
and I paddle out. There are a couple longboarders sitting by the cliffs, but we
maintain our spot to keep Briana out of harm’s way. The water’s glassy and
clean but inconsistent. Even though the pulses that come through are weak and
don’t line up, it’s fun to surf Middles when the conditions are good. I look to
see where Dais and Khang paddled out, but they’re walking back towards us. I
catch a little two-foot left and hunker down, faking a barrel ride. I paddle up
to them.
“What happened?” I ask.
“Too crowded,” says Khang.
Middles isn’t working that well, at least
not for shortboarders. Briana gets some waves, mostly on her belly, but she
stands up again on a couple of waves. She’s making good progress.
I feel bad for Khang and Dais. I didn’t
promise good conditions, and I know the conditions are out of my control
regardless, but they made a long drive to get out here. I wish the waves were
better for them. Like me, they’re paddling into little dribblers which offer
zero turns. It gets so inconsistent that even Briana opts to go back to camp,
start breakfast, and do some homework.
We can see Lowers working with guys
splitting the A-frame. The thought of catching some Lowers’ scraps, sitting
wide and catching some good, down-the-line rights is too irresistible. We make
our way towards Lowers.
#
The Other
Side of Surfing:
There’s one guy sitting south of the Lowers’
crowd. He’s wearing a scowl. I know this look. This look tells me: “I don’t
want to sit at the main peak, so I’m sitting here, but I haven’t caught shit!”
It’s the look I dread, but not me, not
today. I have to score. There’s something on my side: luck, local knowledge, my
paddling ability that will get me priority. I sit a little closer to the pack,
not quite where I usually sit, but there’s no choice; nothing is breaking wide.
Two guys, an old man and a young guy, paddle
past me, heading back towards Middles. “I didn’t see that guy,” the old man
says. “I didn’t know he was gonna go. By the time I turned around it was too
late.”
Khang, Dais, and I hoped that this would be
a good weekend to hit Lowers because the U.S. Open is going on at HB. No one
would be out here, we thought. Well, if that’s the case, then forty other
surfers thought the same thing. Dais sits towards the inside. Khang is next to
me, just south of the main pack sitting at the top of the wave.
“Sometimes they swing wide,” I say, “but it
doesn’t seem to be happening.
Khang is silent.
“I’m gonna sit on the other side. Sometimes
I get lucky.” I work my way through the crowd at the top of the wave. I can
already sense who’s owning this spot. An old guy with long hair paddles through
the lineup back to the top of the wave like a great white shark, paying no mind
to the other surfers around him. It’s obvious that I’m the new guy who just
showed up. I sit to the north this time, hoping for something to swing wide so
I can go left. Nothing. Every wave breaks in the same spot, with the scraps
only breaking further inside but not to the left or right. It’s frustrating. It’s
an internal struggle the whole time. I sit at the top of the wave, sitting way
on the outside. I paddle but scratch out on the waves. I’m too deep to catch
them early on the Tokoro, maybe if I had the JS. Khang’s shifting in the
lineup, also forced to back out of every wave.
I don’t know what’s worse, surfing shitty
waves or sitting on perfect waves without being able to ride them. I get some
scraps on the inside, catching two rights, but they don’t materialize into
anything because they’re too small. Every time I try to go for a wave, someone’s
already on it. I’m forced to watch guys get fun, four-foot drops and then see
their spray as the hit that first turn. They return from their long rides, sit
back at the lineup, and do it again.
Frustrated, I go back to the top of the
wave. I’m right in the middle of the A-frame; I have priority! I paddle in, but
guys are still going for it, both on my left and right. I can force the issue,
go either way, but I have no idea if someone’s gonna run into me; I back out.
#
Fuck My
Life:
I’m forced to accept the fact that I’m not
cut out to surf in crowds. I wonder how I managed in Bali. The most crowded spot
I surfed was Burger Peak in Canggu; there were nineteen heads, but I had my
brother block for me. Randy’s just good. He has the look of a shredder and can
even pass for Balinese. He’d paddle for priority and say, “Go!” So I went, and
I was able to catch my waves. But here . . . there are forty-plus
motherfuckers. I can’t. So . . . what makes a good surfer? Is the fact that I
can’t muscle my way or be aggressive enough to catch a Lowers’ wave mean that I
fucking suck? I can easily say, “Oh if I surfed this place uncrowded, I’d rip
on these waves,” but anyone can say that. I ponder if the ability to establish
one’s dominance in the lineup is what also makes one a “good surfer.” If it is,
then I suck; I’m a Barney. Crowds . . . I just can’t do it. It’s disappointing
because I believe in my surfing, but here I am, punked in the lineup. I take
the paddle of shame towards the inside, defeated.
#
Once I’m on the shore, I turn around and
take a look at the peak. I see some neon yellow boardshorts pumping down the
line, going right. It’s Khang. At least he got one. Dais manages to work the
inside, getting a right as well. They both see me on the shore and paddle in to
join me.
#
We pass Churches on the way back to camp. The
onshore wind has picked up. “Yeah, I’m cool with not surfing,” says Dais.
I’m not sure if we made the right call.
Maybe we should’ve gone to Churches instead of Lowers. Oh well.
#
I lick my wounds and move on to thinking
about food. Back at the campsite, Briana’s still reading her book. I start on
some sausages, eggs, and hash browns. Dais and Khang plan on meeting Klaude at
the Obon festival in L.A.
“Sorry it wasn’t that good,” I say as they’re
packing up.
“Nah, man,” says Khang, “it was fun, dude.”
Khang . . . poor guy has never caught
Trestles good, or HB. Dais has seen Trestles breaking good and so has KK.
Briana and I see them off and chow down on
our breakfast. We whip out the drinks and play some speed. Afterwards, we head
to the PX for more water and splurge out on some Sonic’s milkshakes. J’s on the
way with his girlfriend Hayana. I hope that the evening session for them won’t
be disappointing.