Wednesday, February 6, 2013

I WONDER WHAT HB IS DOING . . ., WED06FEB2013 MOR



Loc: El Porto
Time: 0800-1000
Conditions: 2-3 FT, walled, low tide.

The other day, Monday to be exact. Cassady. He’s my classmate in the master’s program. He said to me: I got a stand up barrel this morning, dude. Huntington!
For a couple weeks
I’ve had the feeling
That
HB might be the place to be
Due to my financial situation, I’m not buying a state parking pass. Maybe after my taxes, but not yet. After all. Local might be good, maybe today might be “the day.”
I’ve been frothing for surf. I think
Last night I felt it most
I was so
Irritable
And my poor girlfriend, she had to take the brunt
Of my
Dickness
So
This morning
Much is at stake

I pass Hammers
Small
Jetty
There are some guys out
Looks walled
But I skip the Porto lot and head further south. I find street parking. The high school groms are calling it a morning. I see Jordon, the female, teen, surf prodigy leaving. She was still a little girl when I first met her, now, she’s like an adult. Can easily change her wetsuit for business slacks and a coat, in a cubicle, telling people that they need to be at work on time. My how time flies. I’m old.
And the surf?
Well
It looks bad
If Porto was unappetizing, then this is definitely “that” with a piece of shit on top.
A guy walks past me, dripping wet in his hooded wetsuit and says, “It’s actually fun out there.”
I smile. Not to discredit him. It’s not that I “don’t believe,” but I’d rather trust my eyes, fork out some coins for the session of a lifetime
Or not
Maybe for
Just a wave
With a turn
It is what it is
#
     I park by the bathrooms, paddle out, and
The crowd is
Eh
Medium
Not too crowded, not empty either. A good left forms in front of me on the way out, but I have to duckdive. I sit in that spot, hoping that it’s twin brother has the same route to work. He doesn’t. I maneuver through the bobbing torsos, but it’s not an aggro morning
Except for
One guy
On every wave he takes
He feels he must
GRUNT
Very loud
Loud indeed
And for what?
For
Three-foot waves
Spilling waves
on a day where it’s good to practice, verified by the many beginners (it’s obvious because something’s off, either lying too far back on their boards or paddling for waves that won’t even break. Much love to them, no disrespect, but you know what I’m saying. Don’t you?)
I catch a right, but I’m rusty. I try to topturn but can’t release the line that my rail draws for me.
Yes
Rusty
It’s a morning with a lot of closeout waves, but it’s not all for shame. In fact
There’s one right
Before it closes out I hit the lip
No
No spray
But to tag the section at that critical moment
When the lip is coming down
It whips my nose down straight
Fast
God damn
It felt good to stick that landing.
I caught a left
Another fast wave that should have been closing out
But there was a section
I did a “rushed” carve off of the lip before it closed
Good enough to count
For a
Wave
I had a couple rides like that
But most
Were little explosions of white wash with me in the flats.

Shan comes out, fifteen minutes before I’m done. After one of my waves, I’m paddling towards him. He’s bobbing, and behind him, oblivious to his consciousness, there’s a fucking wave coming his way. Guys on the outside are trying to get it, but they’re too deep. “Shan,” I say, as I motion towards the outside. He looks, but turns really slow, without a purpose, as if . . .
He’s just glancing at something
Not important
Just a look
I say
“Shan . . . you should GO.”
He does
Catches it
Even though he doesn’t turn
There is a little shape
For this day
It qualifies
As
A good ride.
I catch a closeout in. He’s only ten minutes behind. He treated me to lunch, probably a month ago. I suggest that we catch some breakfast
Off to Mandy’s
El Segundo
Two skillets
It’s good, but the mushrooms . . . I’ll never order the Homemade skillet again. They tasted a little
Old
Like they were scooped up from the bottom of a sink of dirty dishes.
We talk life
And
Watch TMZ
And the news
All disasters
People are dying
Everywhere
At least that’s the way the news portrays it.

WHY I PADDLED OUT, SUN 03FEB2013 MOR




Loc: Manhattan Beach
Crew: Klaude, Hideki, Christina, appearance by Shan
Conditions: 1-3 FT, occasional plus sets, walled, drained tide.

     I told myself I’d go to PV if local looked like shit, but that was last night when I had every intention of waking up early. But today, or this morning, I’ve woken up late, which is typical of me, lately.

Porto
It doesn’t look so good, but I drive through
Take a gander
A look

     Hmmm. It’s okay, I guess. Looks small, semi walled, but without the size, there are some
Little shoulders

I drive to our local spot
And see
CC
She’s on the sand
Doing
Her yoga
Right then I know
I’m not going to PV
My friends
are
Here.

     It’s been a while, it seems, since I saw Klaude last, and Christine. Hidek is on his yellow board. They’re both out there. What a shame. The water is glassy, clean, but . . . the waves. Yeah. Walled. Small, walled and punchy. There you go. How’s that for description?
     CC sees me first as I paddle up. The surf is secondary now. I’ll be happy to get what I can, but I’m happier to see the crew. She tells me about the kids at school, how they’ve been sick, getting her sick, and the water, well, it’s cold, and that can’t help her immune system now can it?
     I guess I’ve been lucky, the first winter in years without getting sick. And honestly, I think . . .

It’s that brown fizz
The condom underneath me that I don’t see
A floating tampon
Dogshit somewhere that came in via storm drain
Yes
These nasty motherfuckers
These things
Have given me
Super strength
I’m like an X-man
Thanks to the poop
I haven’t been sick
At least
That’s what I believe.
Beg to differ?

     Klaude is . . . doing all right. He hears me mention PV to Christina. “Klaude had a good session,” I say.
     “Yeah,” says Klaude. “I’m still thinking about that one.”
    
Now . . .
We’re waiting
Waves come
We make the best out of turnless shape
Go straight
I
Get a couple waves that I can at least pump
Get some distance
Thanks to my new board
Klaude notices
Everyone’s going
Trying
To catch what they can.
Hideki goes
Christina goes
Only to reemerge a few meters away
Like a piece of meat, churning up from boiling stew

Shan appears
It’s weird
I know
Awkward
For
Everyone . . .
Except Hideki.

     The current pulls south, but we fight, fight, fight it. And try to hold position just south of the tower. Klaude has a game to coach. He goes. So does Hidek. And Christina. But later she comes back, again, trying to paddle out.
     I think . . . the inside must be brutal. I don’t see her again. Even Shan, same thing. He gets caught on the inside then gets pushed to the sand. I see him later, standing, waiting for the window. Perhaps to regain strength? Energy? Well. I catch my last wave in, join him and Veronica on the sand. They offer me tangerines and Pepperidge Farm Goldfish.

That salt hits my lips
AH!
Glorious!
Everything always tastes so fuck-ing good after a surf!

IF DON IS HERE . . ., FRI 01FEB2013 MOR




Loc: 45th Street
Time: 0830-0945
Crew: Solo
Conditions: 2-3 FT, walled.

Sitting here blogging, recalling
What I hardly can
The issue is
Insignificance

In the lineup, I’m thinking . . .
If Don Kadowaki is here, then
It must be that bad
At least
At his local spot
Just down the road
Where
He rules.

Dentist appointment at ten
Got here at eight
Don’t be late
My session is cut short
To
An hour and a half.
Walls . . .
When’s the last time I had myself a peak?
Back in the day it seemed easy as buying a peach
Shaped like an ass
But this onshore wind
Takes off the glass
I made up those last two lines
In fact
The conditions are decent
Sunny
Slightly offshore
But really
Really
REALLY
WHERE ARE THE PEAKS?
My wave of the day
A left
Like an acquaintance
Friendly enough but not a friend
Looked like it had a shoulder

However . . .
The training value was there
Fast, standing up
Pop up
Bottom turn
Point nose down the line
Lip throwing over
Pull in
I make it in time
To . . .
Get clamped inside
But
It felt good
My timing was on
I pumped
Tried to fit
I did
At least
For That
Second.

     I make it to the dentist in time. I tell her to excuse the sunblock on my face because I just came from the beach
     “Oh, you surf?” she says.
     “Yeah.”
     “Oh my, that water must be so cold.”
     “It is.”