Thursday, April 23, 2015

IT’S EITHER TOO HIGH OR TOO LOW PT. II, THU 23APR015


Back to local..

Loc: El Porto, 45th Street

Time: 0910-1030                                      

Conditions: 2-4 FT, light onshore, inconsistent, crowded.

Board: 5’10 Lost Mini Driver

     My car’s packed to recon the surf at first light, and by first light I mean true first light, WHC standards. Gary, who’s been out of town, sends a text when I’m still sleeping. “Not worthy,” he says. “Going to work.” Fuck. I should’ve warned him. Low tide has been shit here in the mornings. Yet, I had my hopes up, too. New swell, new possibilities, maybe tide wouldn’t be an issue, but it is.

     I’ve skipped the idea of an HB session, even though the cams there are excellent. Holding out for tomorrow, that’s the plan.

     So when I arrive at Porto at 0900, of course, the tide looks low, but . . . there’s definitely new energy in the water. Peaks are coming in, still long with shoulders stretched out at the end of them. Still a little sectiony from the low tide, but it looks rippable. Finally, a typical average Porto session. It’s the most I can ask for.

     Bad thing is, it’s fucking crowded. The bathrooms and the sandwich shack have the best peaks, but everyone is there. Meanwhile, 45th has a strange rip running through it. Further south by the tanks and the smoke stacks is a no-man’s land of nothing, no waves.

     The current pulls me just south of 45th. There are plenty of things to complain about, but a wedgy right stands up out of the shallow surf. I paddle into it and get one small snap before I kick out. At least there are waves.

     Yet, I’m sitting by a threesome, a guy on a foamie and two other shortboard pals, and they’re aggressive, especially the foamie guy. It’s hard competing, and I have to give up a couple of waves.

     It’s consistent enough for me to get a couple of lefts. I get one the two surfers back out on from the outside. It’s already peeling when I get into it. I do the turn, dip my board, and frog kick maneuver to get into it. I rarely do this, but fuckin’ A, it works. The shoulder is long and rampy, so I get a fast forehand snap from the speed. Feels legit.

     I’ve been making it a habit to talk to guys in the lineup, especially if they’re scavengers and not main-breaker guys.

     “Did that wave break for you?” I ask my fellow brethren.

     “No, but I saw you get that good left earlier.”

     It’s actually nice, these mellow conversations. It’s one more guy in the lineup who won’t snake me, and likewise for me to him.

     After what seems like a decent session, the surf turns inconsistent, now breaking mostly at the two main peaks. 45th Street shuts down. The lineup’s too thick for me to care to venture. Trying to get a last wave is frustrating, so I’m mostly just spectating the left in front of the bathrooms.

     This big stocky guy, who I’ve seen sound off on guys, is riding one of those new Firewire LTF Vader boards, the ones with the nose chopped off, and . . . he’s fucking killing it, making every section all the way to the rocks. Paddling back, he says, “I don’t know why we need surfboards with noses? What’s the pizza slice do for you anyway?”

     A guy yells, “Hey!” as a noob drops in on him, eating shit, causing both of them to eat shit. Porto. . .

     I chick in a multi-color teal and black Roxy suit paddles out next to me on a longboard. She goes for a closeout and doesn’t stick it. All I hear is the loud FOP! when her board hits the water.

     My last wave is so fucking dismal. Crumbling right. No turns. Just straight into shore. I turn around. Roxy girl takes off late on a steep right. It’s a closeout, but she’s riding her insider rail down the face of the wave, purling as the wave doubles up and gets ready to pound her.

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