Tuesday, March 27, 2012

A WEEKEND AT TRESTLES 2012 (Part III): SEA OF DREAMS, SAT 24MAR2012 EVE

 
Location: LOWERS
Crew: Al, Cheryl, Sebastian, and Al’s surf mentor John
Conditions: Sunny, clean, calm, glassy, 3 feet, consistent, uncrowded.

     Rick has to head back to LA, so he’s trying to get as much surf as possible. He says, “Let’s grab some beers, head over to Churches, and paddle out again.” 

     I’m thinking there’s no way. Don’t get me wrong. I admire Rick’s surf stoke. The only person that comes in second place stokewise is Francis, but we literally just got back from O-side. 


     When Al and I return from a supply run, Seba is the only person at the campsite . . . alongside Silverton and Cheryl. We do the meet and greet. Seba has met them before, but it was very brief. When the rest of the guys return, they say that Lowers was maybe a little bigger than this, referencing the Old Mans break at San Onofre. 

     It’s another sunny afternoon with a steady south wind. We’re at the picnic table drinking beers, when I reach for the Pringles can and knock over my beer which spills on Cheryl’s pants. I apologize over and over again while Al makes me feel like a dick, commenting on how I’ve created this awkward moment. Asshole. . . . 

     Rick leaves, and Cheryl suits up to attack the San Onofre lineup. I don’t blame her. The waves look fun, but I’m hoping that the winds will die more as the evening approaches. Francis drifts in and out of a minor coma in the beach chair next to me while the rest of us sip our beer, repeating the makings of yesterday.


     Al’s surf mentor John shows up with his little son Adam. In the meantime, I ask Seba if he’s ready for an evening session.    

     “Man, it’s too fuckin’ cold,” he says. “I’m cool just hanging out here and drinking beer.”

     “You sure? I can wax up your board right now. I ain’t trying to pressure you, but we can get you on a couple waves today, guarantee. The water’s not that cold.”

     Seba hikes his pants up and walks out to the water’s edge, comes back and says, “Nah, I think I’ll wait for the summer.” 

     


      
    When Francis wakes up, he has to go. “I’ll try to be back tonight with Klaude,” he says. 

     Cheryl’s back by now, staying in her wetsuit. John suggests surfing Lowers. He says that it’s small but A-framing, and that there are only a dozen guys out. On a day as small as this, a dozen seems like too much, but he and Al barely get to hang out, so I want to be a team player. 

     The four of us start our trek to Lowers, but Churches is already looking good. As we hoped, the wind died down, and the little two-footers give a glassy reflection as they stand-up and peel. Their shoulders form down the line, good for at least two turns. Cheryl and I look at each other while the other two continue pace. I know what she’s thinking. Here we are going to Lowers where there are a dozen dicks, and we’re passing up an empty lineup. What are we thinking?! 

     Middles isn’t doing anything; it’s a lake. As we near Lowers I can see more black dots which surpass the dozen-dick estimate. A wave swings wide and breaks south of Lowers. “That’s my spot,” I tell Al. He and John head straight towards the main pack while I sit off to the side.


MADE THE WHOLE TRIP:

     My mood is shot. Yes, Lowers is in fact going off. It’s consistent, breaking in one spot over and over again. Peaky three-foot A-frames are being split by rippers on both sides. There’s a guy on a short green board in a full suit and hoodie throwing the tail out. I count the heads. “One, two, three . . . eighteen.” There are eighteen motherfuckers out on a two-three foot evening at Lowers. How the fuck am I going to get in there? I watch John catch a right. He looks good, stalling on the high line and then dropping in with speed. I hoot him on as he passes. Al too, he catches an inside right, cracking a bit of spray out the back. 

     “Wow,” says Cheryl. “It’s so good over there.”

     “Yeah, but it’s just to fuckin’ crowded.” I paddle further south. “I’ll be over here.” 

     I’m over it. I know myself. I hate crowds. I’d rather surf a shittier peak to myself than compete for waves. A random peak shifts wide, and I have it to myself. I get two turns on a soft, pumpy three-footer. It’s the first legit wave that I’ve caught in a while. It’s classic, looking down the line seeing the building shoulder. It’s how Trestles should break every single time. I see Al as I paddle back. I raise one finger to indicate my ride. 

     With a mouth full of metal, he smiles back and paddles over. He whispers something, using his hand to shield his voice.

     “What?”

     He shakes his head and paddles over closer. “Nathan Fletcher,” he says.

     “What? Who?”

     “The guy with the hood.” He tugs down on an imaginary bill, as he says “hood.” Al paddles back into Lowers.

     On the next wave I watch Mr. Fletcher on a right, backside. The wave is barely three feet, but he leans back into the curl and gets a baby barrel while doing a rear handgrab into the face. Yeah, that has to be him all right.
    
     I’m sitting wide, and no waves are coming. By now the wind is nonexistent. Again with the classics. The sun is low, reflecting off of the glassy surface like it’s an indoor pool. From San Onofre all the way to the horizon is nothing but blue sky with a few, scant streaks of white. It’s warm and quiet, with only the white noise that good waves make. The ocean is no longer blue, but a bright orange from the big orange in the sky. Even the sand and vegetation behind me gives off a hint of orange. I watch another A-frame roll by. I have to get in there.   

     I sit at the top of the wave next to two guys. It’s so consistent that they split the next peak, leaving me to my lonesome. The second wave of the set is just as big, and I choose to go left. It’s my first time officially catching a Lowers wave. Not just at Lowers, but I am at the top of the break on a set wave. I feel the tilt before I drop. It’s so easy; there’s no pitch. As the wave moves towards the inside it stands, giving a walled section for speed. It looks like I’m gonna miss the section, but I pump, reach the face, bottom turn,  shift to the tail for a quarter carve up top, and redirect the nose down the line—marvelous. I repeat. The face is so dark, blocked out from the sun’s rays by the back of the wave. I kick out, look at Al. I try not to grin. I can’t help it. 

     Back at the peak, I see a guy next to Cheryl. My word, it’s Sebastian. I paddle away from my spot to sit next to him. “Guy! I thought you said you weren’t gonna surf?” 

     “Yeah, I know. I just wanted to paddle around.”

     “I wish you would have told me. If you wanted to surf we would’ve paddled out over there where it’s easier. Did you wax your board?”

     “A little.”

     I feel the top of it; it’s too smooth. I take a closer look. There’s barely anything on it. “Fuck, there’s no wax.”

     “Don’t worry, dude. I just want to sit around.” 

     I’m a little torn. He’s my boy, I love him, but man . . . I just got a good wave. I’m hungry for more, but I don’t want to leave him. I give him a few pointers, a crash-course on duckdiving, how priority works, and then a wave swings wide again. “Hold on.” I paddle for it. 

     I see John flying down the line on the next wave. A minute later Cheryl paddles up to me and says, “I think Sebastian almost ran over John.” I see the both of them on the inside.

     John says, “Hey, I’m sorry. I told your friend to watch out, but I didn’t know it was Sebastian.”

     “Oh, I’m sure he’s all right.”

     Sebastian’s arms are awkward with his beginner’s paddle as he approaches.

     John looks at Sebastian again and says, “Sorry, I didn’t know it was you.”

     “Nah, it’s cool,” he says. “I’m a total Barney.”

     “Matt,” says John. “You need to take advantage of the peak!”

     “Just go, Matt. I’ll be fine,” says Seba. 

     Paddling back to Lowers I see the pack has thinned out. Surfers are doing the cobblestone dance, heading towards shore. I do my count, “One, two, three . . . ten.” I catch a right this time. I see Cheryl paddling for a wave as I’m coming back. She stands up too soon and misses the wave.

     “Oh my god, it’s so good right now,” she says.

     “Go to the top of the wave, Cheryl! There’s room!” I still hang out with Seba in between waves. 

     Back at the lineup, Cheryl’s sitting in front of the pack, and she catches a right. It’s a slow roller, an easy three feet— a set wave. I watch her disappear then reemerge on the high line. She takes it all the way to shore. 

     When she comes back she says, “Matt, I just caught the wave of my life!” 

     It’s a first for us. We both got our first official Lowers’ waves. The sun is down. I count seven heads in the water. Cheryl’s on the shore. 

     Al says, “I’m catching one more in with John.”

     “I’m staying here as long as possible.”

     “Really?”

     “Hell yeah. How often do you get to surf Lowers with just a couple guys out.”

     “Okay, me too then.”

     There’s etiquette in the lineup. The Oakley surf team is there in their Oakley wetsuits, shredding. I’m at the top of the wave with one of them. As the next wave approaches I say, “I wanna go left.”

     “Go for it!” says the stranger.

     My frontside carves still need some work, but that’s not even important at this time. I’m so in the moment. Stress free waves at Lowers, easy lefts to die for, carvers, soft open faces that say, “So what will it be today?” Carve is all I can do. Bottom turn, top-turn, arch, and redirect. That’s the sensation I’ve been missing. Just having that speed on the top of the face and transferring it onto the tail and arc; there’s that moment of fluidity in the motion, meant to be, life, this is what surfing is about. 

     I see Al and John walking back. The ocean is no longer orange; it’s silver. Churches and San Onofre is almost pitch-black. I can see the lights from the nuclear reactor. The remnants of the sun’s rays give off a light blue, leaving the water a metallic tone. Still, waves are coming in; there are four of us. On my last waves size doesn’t matter. I squint, trying to see if the bumps in front of me are worth paddling for. I tell myself that they’re too small. I paddle anyway. I drop in surprised, barely able to see the white spill. I’m riding a black, smooth stone, but my rail melts into its surface. I can only tell it’s the face when my board disrupts the water’s integrity—a splash here, a splash there. Two guys remain in the darkness as I make my exit. Looking back one more time, the waves are shadows and the rest a faint of silver. It’s a session I’ll never forget.

A WEEKEND AT TRESTLES 2012 (Part II): SEARCHING, SAT 24MAR2012 MOR


Location: North Oceanside
Crew: Rick & Francis
Conditions: Gloomy, offshore, low tide, tiny.

     Last night, Rick suggested that we check out O-side in the morning. I know Rick, and if anyone’s a master of dawn patrolling, it’s him. I wake up at 0600 in the fart cabin. Someone turned off the heater in the middle of the night thank goodness; I was roasting in my fart sack. I open up the trailer door to a cool, offshore morning. Rick’s already boiling some eggs on his Coleman stovetop. “Matt, you want an egg?” he asks.

     “No thanks. I ate a lot last night.”

     “You know, Matt, they say it’s not good to eat so much in one sitting. It’s not good for your stomach.”

     I know he means well, but I still wave off the egg. I grab my wetsuit, and Al walks up as I’m about to change.

     “I don’t think I’m gonna join you guys,” he says. 

     “Of course you’re not!” My reply is a little snappy. 

     Al looks at me in silence, I sense that he’s feeling guilty.

     “Don’t worry,” I say. “It’s a gamble. It might not be that great. Besides, Seba’s in there too. I’ll let you know what it looks like.” I return to the picnic table and find three hard boiled eggs in the pot.

     Francis takes one and says, “You gonna eat?”

     I know the other one’s for me even though I told Rick I didn’t want one. I grab it and start peeling it, delighted to find how soft and warm the yoke is.


     Once we’re on the road, Rick retells his tales about surfing down south when he was younger. I’ve heard these tales a million times, and for Francis this has to be his second. O-side’s just as gloomy, but the offshore wind is much lighter. Only two guys are out surfing. We watch until we see an outside set just under three-feet peel through. It’s small, but it looks good.


     “Well, that’s all I need to see,” says Francis. 

     We change and head back to the sand. We follow Rick’s lead and try to pick the right sand bar. Another peak A-frames and gives some nice, lined-up faces. “Oh my god!,” I say. Now I’m high stepping, making silly faces at Francis, and laughing. “If I can get one turn this morning I’ll be happy!"

     I’m the first to hit the water, freezing in my 3/2. I paddle out, way out. I turn around and see my other two battle buddies, but they stop short.

     “I think you’re too far out,” says Rick. 

     We’re stoked, waiting for the set. So we wait. And wait. And wait some more. I have no idea what happened. Those nice peaks that we saw earlier are nowhere to be found. Every time a bump surfaces, we all call it out and paddle for it. We scratch, and then it breaks past us towards the inside. Rick is the first to get a good ride. He catches one going left all the way to shore. 

     When he resurfaces I hear him call out, “I got a little barrel!” Again, from the inside he catches another left and gets one hit off the lip. 

     Rick and Francis trade off a few rides here and there, but I’m struggling. Every time I pop up, the wave is already running away, so I mostly go straight. Still though, the wind’s off shore and the conditions are clean, the only problem is the lack of swell. 

     The nice, outside waves break too far away from us. We point them out at the Jetty and to our north. Rogue, three-foot lefts peel where we can’t reach, a joke from Mother Ocean.

     The best part about this session is the showers. They are empty, and the water’s piping hot. Rick brings his cooler over and hands me and Francis a beer. The three of us are posted in there like it’s a sauna, letting the spray of water sting us with post-surf Budweisers in hand. We stay in there so long that Francis’ wetsuit fills to the point that it looks like he’s wearing bell-bottoms.

     Rick offers to take us to one of his favorite spots in O-Side for coffee. According to him, this is another low-key spot that must remain nameless at all costs, so I’ll keep it that way in his honor. In front of this coffee shop we can see the surf, and Rick is right about keeping this place off the radar. Despite the lack of swell in North O-side and San Onofre, clean, three-foot peaks A-frame and line up with smooth, open faces. We can’t believe how good it is here, and it’s not even crowded. For shits and giggles I take a couple photos and text them to Al, writing: Firing the whole time, too tired to keep going. 




     Rick wants to continue the grand tour and check out a local surf shop, but I tell him that I’d like to return to our guests, especially since Cheryl and Silverton are on their way.

     When I see Al back at camp, he says, “How was it?”

     “Dude. . . .” I shake my head and fake my tiredness. “It wasn’t like, big, but it was an easy three feet. Just consistent, down the line.”

     He looks like he’s listening attentively and says, “Cool,” and walks away. 

     I wait another ten minutes before telling him that the pic was from somewhere else, and then he spends the next five minutes telling me how much of an asshole I am.

A WEEKEND AT TRESTLES 2012 (Part I): When there’s no surf, there’s always beer, FRI 23MAR2012

Location: Churches
Crew: Al, Rick, Francis, Sebastian
Conditions: Sunny, onshore, low tide, tiny.


Pre-blog:

     I’m trying to make it an annual ritual to host a campsite at San Onofre. Exactly this time last year, we had a DRC camp trip and scored on some good surf. Unfortunately, upon reserving this camp site two-and-a-half weeks in advance, the forecast for swell and weather did not look good. It would be a gamble on the surf, and a challenge to see how the weather would affect our stoke. 


Day 1:

     It’s 0530. We were supposed to wake up a half an hour ago, but we were up late loading up the wagon. On top of that, Al, my roommate from Iraq, had a grueling drive from Sunnyvale to El Segundo, so he needs more rest. 

     Rain pelts the window as soon as we get on 405S. Tail lights from the early morning commuters race in the same direction. “Al,” I say. “I’m sorry if the surf is gonna suck this weekend.”

     “Dude . . . it’s mother nature. C’mon.”

     We catch up on our lives, what’s new, what we’ve missed, and our personal struggles. The conversation stays strong until we arrive at Churches. The wind is strong offshore, creating some chop, but worst of all . . . it’s flat. One lone surfer walks towards Middles with his longboard. “Al, we’re going to O-side.” 


    
     It’s a gloomy morning, but dry. The wind makes it even colder. The overall ambience is unappetizing. We arrive at North Oceanside and step out for a look. There are some scattered peaks, and the two-footers look good enough to change into our wetsuits. “Look at that one,” I say.

     Al is silent.

     “What do you think?” I ask.

     “Pfff. I don’t know.” He stares out, trying to morph the conditions into more than what they are.

     “Hot showers?” I nudge him with my elbow.

     “Yeah, hot shower. Definitely, that’s the deal breaker right there.” He laughs. “Why are we rushing? Let’s just go grab some breakfast and let the tide fill in?”

     I’m an anal son-of-a-bitch. I need my surf like a patient needs medication, but I’m suppressing it. This isn’t a one-man trip. I learned from Klaude: the homies need to have a say in it too. Breakfast . . . I oblige.

    
    We cruise through the harbor and pier. I can see the potential here. Even this scant swell is producing some lines on the horizon, but the waves are too small. There must be a good reason why my brother listed this place as his favorite Cali surf spot. 


     Oceanside is a god damn ghost town. I’m so used to Manhattan Beach where the Yoga MILFS and early morning fitness nuts litter the sidewalks, but here . . . it’s desolate. We find ourselves in Longboard Café. It looks more like a sushi bar with their black and white colored tableware. Small flat screen TVs are mounted along the walls. Fuel TV’s Red Bull Mentawais plays above us, showing Michel Bourez’ aggressive barrel riding. I order the egg sandwich, he gets the country fried steak, and we each get a stack of pancakes. I take a mental note to come back here. 



     It’s 0942, and we’re staring at Churches again. Al says, “Fuck, it was bigger this morning.”

     “Well . . . maybe we can check-in early?”


     The camp attendant is nice enough to give us the site, despite the official 1300 check-in time. I can’t stop moving, trying to unpack until Al says, “What are you setting up for?”

     I shrug, falling victim to my anal retentive instincts to keep the ball rolling.

     “Dude,” he says as he hands me a beer. “Just chill out. You said Seba’s coming with the trailer. We don’t NEED the tent. Just chill out and relax.”


     Two dudes under an umbrella in camper chairs, red cups in hand . . . we’re looking like a gay couple. You see, Al and I are used to this. In Iraq we shared a room the size of a walk-in closet. What I’m trying to say is, we are fucking pros at bullshit bantering. About two hours fly by with us talking shit to each other and laughing without purpose. “Let’s have a competition,” says Al. “Let’s measure our dicks and see whose is bigger.” 

     “Okay, how about this? Let’s sit in the tent back-to-back, jack off, THEN turn around and compare.” 

     He’s quiet. Fuckin’ Al. He has a big dick. He already knows that his dick’s bigger than mine. There’s always that guy with the big dick that can’t shut up about it and wants to let the whole world know. I can’t compete with eight-plus inches—no way. I have a homeboy named Boris AKA The Blade. He’s HUGE, but he never talks about it. Instead he lets “others” talk about it. That’s the way it should be done, not by self advertising. It’s a worse travesty than giving yourself your own nickname. You have to earn it. 

     I drunk dial Francis. He’s about ten minutes away. Rick calls. “I’m at the PX,” he says. “What kind of beer you guys want?”


     When they arrive the sun comes out, and now this two-man gay party is an official sausage fest. I’m already buzzing pretty hard; the both of us are. We hand Francis a beer, and when Rick shows up we’re ready for more.
    
     
     Rick makes us load up and drive in front of Churches so we can drink and watch the waves. It’s a good call. The four of us have never been together in one spot before. I’m stoked. Rick hands Al his new yellow fish. They hold out the board and pour over the dimensions. Rick hands me one of his boards to try out, and then we all paddle out at Churches. 


     It’s about 1445, the wind is light onshore, but it’s still choppy and small. The beer buzz has me feeling good, and the sun on my face, accompanied with my buddies, outweighs the conditions; I’m happy to be here. Rick gets the longest rides out of all of us; Francis comes in second, while Al and I barely get any distance. Al walks off to surf Middles by himself. I tell the guys that I can’t let him go alone, so I start to trail after him. He’s a small figure in the distance, skipping Middles and moving on to Lowers. I don’t like the idea of splitting our group up. Even though he drove all the way from up north to be here, Rick and Francis took time out of their schedules too. I turn back around and return from where I just came.

     Al returns after we’re all showered and cleaned up. He says that Lowers was barely three-feet, but it was A-framing with only ten guys out. “It was working,” he says. 


     We make a food run, grab some carne asada, tortillas, cilantro, green onions, and black beans. I’m stressing out because Sebastian still isn’t here with the trailer, so we’re cooking in the dark. When he arrives, it’s a bitch to back his trailer in, but it’s close enough to government standards. Once inside, I cut up the meat and vegetables, lay out the food, and we all feast. I must say, having the trailer is a fucking luxury. I’m so used to tenting it and eating in the dark, but this shelter from the elements makes a huge difference.
     

     Rick decides to sleep in the tent because . . . he’s just hardcore like that. Thanks to Seba, the rest of us have our own sleeping quarters. It’s a night full of snoring and farting; the trailer smells like straight ass, a good start to any camp trip.