Sunday, October 28, 2012

DAYS OF THE ZIPPY FISH PT.2 (double sesh), FRI 26OCT2012 EVE


Loc: Old Mans

Crew: Bri
Time: 1615-1815
Conditions: 2-3 FT, low tide, sideshore, consistent, minimal crowd, sunny, cool.

REFUEL:
     This morning, we decided not to buy a humungous, Homer Simpson sandwich that’s the size of one of my thighs. Bri bought a salad and a sandwich, and I got two sandwiches. We devour them in minutes. Ideally, I should see if I can at least get some of my readings out of the way for school, but Bri says, “Nap time!” I spread out our beach blanket and lay our sleeping bags on top of them. I also bust out the pillows. I prepared for the wind warning, and I must say, the snivel gear has made all the difference. 
     Cars pass by and surfers rinse off at the showers nearby. During our two-hour nap, I wake to the site of blue sky and the palm trees which loom over us. The cool wind hits the side of my face, but I’m still warm. It’s not a bad way to spend the day.
     Eventually, we wake up. I knock out half of an essay while Bri struggles to stay awake. The wind keeps blowing our pages around, so we sit in the car until 1600 when we suit up for the evening sesh.
#
     Opposite of this morning’s swampy conditions, the tide is now drained out. So drained out that we walk to Old Mans via the flat shore instead of the road. The northern most peak looks doable with just a few heads there. The surf is two-to-three feet, barely that, but it’s working. The wind from the north makes for choppy conditions, but the shape still holds.
     A couple groms and longboarders share the peak with us, but we’re pretty spread out. The waves are mostly walled, but mooshy and slow, holding to at least get one turn off. I spend more time walking the nose, attempting to spin and ride the board facing backwards. I can’t do it without falling. Occasionally I get a decent wave with an end section that I can carve.
     We’re surfing the lefts at Old Mans, and then Briana catches a wave. She’s going down the line again, going left. In one day, she’s made two major milestones. It took forever for me to go down the line, and she’s achieved this considerably fast given the limited time she gets in the water.
     As the tide rises, the wind calms, and the rides get a little longer. It gets a little more consistent too. I catch a long, two-turn left, but I’m tired. We’re both tired. Even though it’s barely 1800, the sun’s already low. It feels weird to call the session this early. In past evening sessions, we would have barely just gotten to the lineup.
     We catch our waves in. I offer to treat Bri to Zenko Sushi.
     “Do they have the banana ice cream desert there too?” she asks.
     “No, no. Only Hana Sushi has it, but the sushi quality at Zenkos is better.”
     It’s quiet. We had originally planned on Soup Plantation in Aliso Viejo.
     “Damn,” she says, “because I kind of had soup in mind . . . but I guess I could just get some miso soup.”
     All I can think about is their ice cream machine and brownie muffins; I have a serious sweet tooth. “Nah, we’ll just do sushi next time.”
     At Soup Plantation, I go straight for the clam chowder. Best of all, they have chocolate lava cake on the dessert menu. I stuff myself within the first hour but save enough room for three rounds of chocolate lava cake ala mode. On the drive back home I can barely sit up straight without my stomach hurting; it even hurts to talk.

#
     When we get home we unload the wagon and take a shower. I put in Jack McCoy’s Blue Horizon (2004), letting Bri know that it’s my favorite A.I. movie/documentary. We stop the movie during Rasta’s sequence in Bali.
     Late that night, I push out a fart while I’m half asleep, but instead I feel a little bit of shit come out. I slide off the side of the bed while cupping my hand near my asshole. It’s dry. I wipe my ass, and luckily there’s just a dab of chili on the toilet paper. But for the Staycation Friday that Bri and I had, I’d gladly shart to pay the price for it any day. As long as it happens when I’m home. Worth it.

DAYS OF THE ZIPPY FISH PT.1, FRI 26OCT2012 MOR




Loc: Churches to Middles
Crew: Bri
Time: 0745-1045
Conditions: 2-3 FT+, offshore, consistent, not coo crowded, sunny, warm.

     It’s been three weeks since Bri and I have been able to do a Staycation Friday. All week long I kept an eye on the surf forecast for San Onofre. It never changed: 3-4FT, Fair to Good.

     We wake up at 0545. With the shorter days, it’s still dark as night outside. Since we prepacked everything, all we have to do is strap the longboard on top of the wagon. We head to Vons, grab four sandwiches, a salad, water, and two Odwalla juices for breakfast. There’s a slight hint of orange in the distant horizon, but we’re still making good time.
     To take up time during the drive, I tell Bri stories about growing up in L.A. I tell her how in sixth grade my friend Sebastian got into a fight with one of the neighborhood gangsters. He punched him above the right eye, cutting his eyelid. The gangster was quick to apologize thereafter. Then I told her how the leader of the gang got revenge on Sebastian a couple weeks later. It’s funny how writing and the art of storytelling through verbal narrative are still interrelated.

     There’s a high-wind warning in effect, but right now the trees and brush are calm. We exit Basilone and take a look at Lowers. It looks empty until we get higher up, and we can see about twenty heads. It takes bad conditions for Lowers to be empty, although . . . the waves are flat.
     The peaks at Old Mans are a little hard to gauge from where we are. It’s crowded, and there are waves, but it’s hard to tell how big. From here, they look two-feet high. Since Churches is closer, we foot it over there to have a look. The wind warning is unnecessary. The wind is faint offshore, and the water is glassy. The high tide is swamping things out, but occasional pulses break from the top of the wave all the way south in front of the campgrounds. Even north Churches is producing a little left. Churches has a crowd, but it’s not as bad as Old Mans, so we suit up and decide on Churches.
#
     Did I say the high-wind warning was bullshit? Well, think again. By the time we’re ready to paddle out, the wind is howling offshore. What was calm and glassy water is now rippled and textured. At least it’s offshore, but the wind is still a bit much.
     I didn’t intend on using the Zippy Fish again. To tell the truth . . . I’m kind of tired of it. I miss turns, riding the thrusters, but every time we come out here it just hasn’t been big enough. After borrowing Cheryl’s Don Kadowaki fish, I can’t get it out of my mind. I need one. I think about how much fun it would be to have it. For the first time, I can grasp the idea of “rocker.” For sure, South Bay in the winter during a big WNW and HB on any day that’s three-feet plus calls for a thruster. But San Onofre and Trestles? If it’s not at least a consistent three feet, one can do without rocker. Since I tend to surf smaller, mooshier waves with Briana, a fish is perfect for when I’m with her. But as I’ve complained before, this Zippy is too big; I need something tapered down so I can have more fun on the turns. The next time I see Don, I need to ask him to shape me a board.

Guess who's stoked?
     Bri and I can’t feel the wind as bad in the water, and we sit just south at the end of the string of surfers. Nothing is breaking. I wave Bri down and have her work a little more north with me. The waves have backed off, and I curse this wind, thinking that it has something to do with it.
     Despite the wind, the conditions are perfect, too perfect for October. The low sun is so blindingly bright that we have to squint when looking towards the shore. Through the palm trees, the mountains, and the sand, we’re hit by a radiant gold. We can’t be upset about that, save for our eyeballs.
     Just then, a bump forms on the horizon. All the other surfers are complacent in the grips of this last lull, so they’re all on the outside. I can tell . . . this one’s gonna break further out. Bri and I are the only ones in position. To my surprise, it’s a classic, Churches, right-hand peak, a solid four-feet. I paddle out to meet it, steer with my knee to point my board back towards the shore, stroke three times, and pop up. My bottom turn draws a lot of rail . . . TOO MUCH RAIL. I can’t hook it high off the face and redirect down the line; the rail is set and not letting me go. I try to force the board out of it and fall in the process. Blown . . . a perfectly good wave. A longboarder on my inside backed out of it because he thought I had it.
     There’s a second wave behind it, but I let it pass and let either Bri or the dozen guys on the inside have it; I don’t deserve it.
     Bri paddles up to me. “Fuck,” I say, “I fuckin’ blew a good one.”
     She’s more focused on her paddling, not replying.
     “Weren’t you in position for that second one?” I ask.
     “No . . . yeah. Maybe.”
     “Too big?”
     “I don’t know. I guess I could have gone.”
     I’m preoccupied for the next ten minutes, unable to let go of the fumble, the crime, the sin I just committed. I’m thinking, I blew the wave of the day. I feel it inside: there won’t be another one like it.
     We paddle just south of the main peak where the pack is, but it’s still inconsistent. I try to suppress the thoughts that we’re getting skunked, the thoughts that I’ve waited, we’ve waited, three weeks to be here, and now we aren’t gonna get shit.
     I can’t say that I’m a good surf teacher, but if anything, I’m getting Briana to paddle long distances for a beginner. “Follow me,” I tell her, as we paddle through the main pack and end up on the north side of Churches, the area that Klaude has so infamously named: Mons Pubis. On a good day, the left breaks over here.
     Three groms and some guy have the spot on lock before Bri and I make our way there. As soon as we arrive, a wave comes in. Bri paddles out to turtle-dive it, but I turn-and-go. A grom is way ahead of the section, hooking the lip, cutting back, and redirecting down the line. I’m trying to make the section, but I’m too deep. On the outside, Bri tries to go for the last wave of the set but scratches out. I paddle up to her and say, “There’s a couple good waves here.” And wouldn’t you know . . . like clockwork, the wind dies, and it’s glassy again. To the south, all I can see is blinding light, black dots of surfers, white wash, sand, and green water. At this very moment I know . . . it’s gonna be a good fucking session.
     Since the tide is high, there’s a lot of backwash refracting from the inside, colliding into the incoming waves. It’s an odd spectacle. What should be a two-to-three foot peak becomes a bouncy, fast, four-foot wall, but the cobblestones hold the shape, lining the waves up all the way to the sand until the water’s inches deep. We manage to negotiate around the crowd. Bri catches her first wave, dropping in on one of the guys, but he’s too deep anyway. We only sit here for about a half hour, but within that time I get a good handful of rides.
     Left after left rolls through. The rides are short, but the backwash makes them fast and fun, critical on the take-offs. Once I’m on my feet Zippy shoots me fast down the line. I get a couple two turn rides, turning the twin-fins loose on the finishing turns. One of my rides is long, and I catch the wave as the Amtrak streaks along the railroad tracks in front of me. While going down the line I turn towards the train and salute, unaware if any passengers are watching or not, but if one is . . . maybe for that one moment in time, we might share something.
     Three guys from the sand start suiting up. Once they make their way out towards us, it gets a little too crowded for my taste. I watch Bri take a late drop on one of these backwashed peaks. It sends her down the line unexpectedly. She’s trying to recover from her knees, but she’s thrown off after a couple bounces.

The Renowned Battle Position:
     Bri catches a couple at North Churches, but they are fast, and some guys are in the way. We’ve been watching Middles the whole time, and there are about five surfers near the cliffs. “We’re going over there,” I say. I paddle, and Bri follows. I imagine her shoulders are burning, but . . . she’ll manage.
     We’re not even at the BP yet, and a walled set comes in. We let them pass for the lack of shape, but I’m surprised that anything is even breaking here. The southernmost surfer is right by the BP, so we stop just short of it. Nothing’s happening at first. It’s inconsistent. Then, a line forms on the outside. It’s classic. Probably about three-feet, but tapered at the shoulder, giving a good, long right for any surfing who can bottom-turn and hold a line. Another guy gets the first wave, and I get the second. Again, I’m having backhand issues. I dig deep on the bottom turn and keep getting caught on the rail at the top. I guess it’s my fault for only going for lefts lately. Lucky for me, some peaks are swinging wide to the south, giving left-hand shoulders as well. Once I get these, I open up, making the sections. Even though my backhand surfing looks like shit, my forehand is looking better than ever on this Zippy. I hold the arcing line, carving until I pivot off the tail and redirect. I easily get two-turns on the lefts, even ending some rides with a check off the lip.

Progression:
     On the way back to the line, I hear Bri yell from the inside. I turn around. “Yeahhh!” I yell back. She’s surfing, but she’s not going straight. It’s undeniable from the way her body is angled and from how she’s facing the wave to the right; SHE’S GOING DOWN THE LINE . . . OFFICIALLY.
     She falls off of her board at the end of the ride. After some whitewash rolls over her, she resurfaces with a wet smile from ear to ear.
     Her hair is so wet and slicked back that she looks like a seal. I throwh her a thumbs up, and when she gets back to the line, I congratulate her on her triumph.
     “That was the longest wave I’ve ever had,” she says.
     “Yeah, but Trestles is mostly rights. Now you gotta make sure you can do it going the other direction.”
#
     Middles is working. I haven’t surfed here in so long. It used to be my favorite spot; I’d skip Old Mans and Churches in the past, coming straight here to paddle out. In the last year Middles has disappointed, but for this small day, it’s working how it used it; it’s classic Middles.

     The north wind picks up a little bit, and so does the crowd. I tell Briana that we’re gonna paddle just outside of Lowers to see if anything swings wide. We get close. Lowers is a solid, consistent 3-4 feet. Guys are ripping it. “What do you think?” I ask.
     “I think . . . any one of these kids can out-surf me.”
     I smile. “Yeah. Me too.”
     Nothing does swing wide, but we’re tired. It’s 1045, and we’re looking for our last waves. I make it a point not to do the paddle of shame. We work our way back to North Middles and catch a small crumbler in together.
#
     There’s a feeling of exhaustion and stoke as we make our walk back. It’s been so long since I ended a morning session from this perspective, the famed walk. I love the path, the loose rocks and dirt under my feet. Bushes block our ocean view, but every once in a while we hit that clearing, still seeing peaks rolling through, now with just a little more texture on them. Our path curves alongside the railroad tracks. The wind on the ocean doesn’t seem to touch us as we walk. I remember how many times I’ve made this walk by myself, the feeling of stoke encased in my silence after a good session. On this morning, I’m glad I’m not on this walk alone and that I have someone special to share it with. 


Thursday, October 25, 2012

AT LEAST IT’S OFFSHORE, SUN 21OCT2012 MOR




Crew: Khang, KK, and Mellie-Mel
Time: 0730-0930
Conditions: 2-3 FT, offshore, inconsistent, walled with occasional shoulders, overcast, semi crowded.

     I stayed up until 0100 doing homework. I was so tired that I had a hard time sleeping. My mind was asleep but my body was awake. Caught in a bed-press, I couldn’t shake myself out of a terrible nightmare: I was forced to accompany three people in a car to kill someone in his home. It was pitch-black dark. I was told if I left the vehicle I’d be shot. As soon as the gunshots started, I bolted out of the vehicle, but I was so slow and sluggish in my tracks. I woke up when I was discovered.
     After that I had some stress dreams, where I was surfing in my hometown of Napili, but I couldn’t remember all the facts for my blog. I spent the rest of the night in and out of sleep, pondering over the details: what happened first? how many waves did I get? who was I surfing with?

SNOOZE:
     My alarm was set for 0600, but I slap that snooze tab until 0700. “I need to get up,” I say to myself. I drink some Carnation Instant Breakfast, grab my gear, avoid Smokey’s dog shit that he had laid all over the driveway, and head to the 405N where I’ll exit Rosecrans. Once I’m on Highland Ave., I see some flags blowing offshore, slightly from the south.
     I curse the fact that there’s no free parking. And then again . . . I curse myself because I should’ve gotten up early enough for free parking. The ocean doesn’t seem to be doing much. The waves are breaking a little close to shore and it’s overcast, but the surface conditions look clean with just a little offshore ripple. I spot Khang in the upper lot. I honk, he waves, and I circle around once more for free parking. Nada.

THREE:
     I park next to Khang, step out, and give him a hug. He has a huge booger hanging out of his nose. I give him my undivided attention while he speaks, but I really just want to reach in there and snatch it out. I figure we’ve known each other that long, but it’s one of those slimy, sticky boogers, where it’s not really hard; it’s just gooey. Even though I’m about to paddle out, I’d rather not deal with his manhesive on my fingers.
     I grab the Tokoro, and we head to the water to look for Klaude. I’m ashamed to write the entire transcript of the Barney conversation that Khang and I have on the way to the sand, but we talk about our goals for this winter. “I talked to my homeboy Sans,” says Khang. “You gotta surf reckless if you want to get barreled, you gotta surf out of your comfort zone.”
#
     Khang spots Klaude first, and then we both make our way out towards him.
     Klaude introduces us to this chick named Jayme who’s riding a purple fish. She’s not bad looking: tan; long, dark brown hair; she’s maybe a little older.
     It’s a gorgeous silver scene. There’s no sun, but in between the thick, gray clouds are thinner ones, even some patches of blue. The filtered light gives the water a bluish-gray tint, reflecting shiny, rough cut gems in the ocean’s surface. The water’s cool but not cold, and the offshore breeze gives the feeling of fall before the winter numbness freezes our balls in the months to come. It doesn’t feel like winter, but it definitely feels like Thanksgiving.
     “Khang, you remember last Thanksgiving?” I ask.
     He smiles and says, “Pff! Hell yeah.”
     “It was raining.”
     “Yeah, and we were like,” he holds out his hands, “what the fuck?”
     Indeed, last Thanksgiving was . . . I hate to throw this term around loosely, but it was pretty epic. I mean, torrential rain, five-foot swell, consistent, crowded but enough rides for everyone, and the whole DRC was out, even Rick and his WHC boys. I surfed until the sun came out and the wind changed. ::sigh:: Memories.
    
RECKLESS:
     It’s a little inconsistent this morning, and even though it’s not super crowded, there are more surfers than there are waves. KK gets a wave that gives him some good distance, pumping all the way down the line. Khang catches a wave, jumping over the lip before it closes out. They’re breaking close to shore.
     Jayme on her purple fish is clowning us all. She makes the initial section and gets ahead to the open face, gliding down the line, cool as a cucumber. Good for her.
     On the walled sets, we all paddle for them. Fuck it, why not. Most of the waves are walled, and getting a good shoulder isn’t easy this morning. I go for a dump rider special, holding the highline and seeing the lip throw over me in barely a second—a fun wipeout.

WQS:
     Khang paddles for a wave, but some other guy is scratching hard, as if catching the wave depends on his life. For a morning like this, I don’t know if putting off that kind of energy is worth it. They guy gets the wave and Khang is left behind. When I paddle up to him he says, “Fuck, I didn’t know this was the fuckin’ QS and shit.”
     That guy’s in a red and gray wetsuit. Even though the three of us struggle to get good rides, QS and one of his buddies are fucking ripping. Khang and I talk about board volume, wondering how much board selection tailored for Manhattan Beach make a difference. At the same time I look at myself. Am I not the fault of my own lack of performance, not just my board?
     Further south there’s some guy busting airs. He does a three-sixty and lands it. I used to ponder the thought of busting an air myself at the sight of such feats, but realistically . . . I’m happy if I can get good carves and cutbacks going both ways. Yes, this is the truth, this is where my surfing is right now.
     I’m in position for a right, but Jayme’s on my inside. I back out. The QS guy goes for it. Jayme gives him a glare, and he backs off. The QS guys’ buddies give him shit about letting a girl take a wave that he could’ve snaked her on. I’m actually a little offended hearing this. How greedy can you be? It was Jayme’s wave all the way.
     I get a left that has some size, but some other fucking guy drops in on me. He’s one of the local regulars. His face doesn’t strike me as familiar, but he’s dark as I am and looks like he’s from the islands, so he fits the 26th St. profile. When the ride ends, I make sure we get eye contact on the inside to let him know: you fucked me.
#
     I hump it back up the hill to put some change in the meter, meeting Khang half way back. “Don’t worry,” I say. “I got you.”
     It’s nice surfing with Khang. I haven’t surfed with him in over two weeks. We catch up on everything. He has family who just moved here; he’s looking for a new place; and he’s not allowed to fraternize with his coworkers.
     We paddle out next to Roy in front of the tower. I see KK to our north surfing with Melanie. I’d wave him down, but he’s blind as a gimp with an open-mouth hood. On the next wave, Khang and I split the peak. I go right and look up from the base of the wave. I bottom turn and try to hit the lip, but get pitched. It was too critical but still fun. At the lineup, Khang tells me he got a couple pumps.
     I get another right, this time tagging the lip, backhand, before it closes out.
     I paddle over to Klaude because he has that look on his face that says he’s going to leave soon. We chat it up with Mellie-Mel too.
     A bomb set comes, about four-feet and dumpy. I’m a little deep so I pull out, but Khang paddles into it. I expect him to wash up somewhere on shore, but he somehow jumps over the back of the wave. He gets the next bomb again, it’s another wave that I pull out on.
     The guy that snaked me earlier is on my inside while I’m paddling for a right. Wave-justice says I have the right to snake him, but I don’t. I see him catch a nice shoulder all the way to the inside, falling on his finishing maneuver, still getting some spray.
     “Daaaaamn,” says Khang, “that wave you almost had was sick!”
     “Yeah, that was the guy I was talking about who snaked me earlier.”
     “Oh . . . sorry to bring back bad memories.”
#
     Klaude and Mel scrape for their last waves, but nothing good is rolling through. They both catch a wave close to shore and wave goodbye.
     I look at my watch. “Hey, we gotta catch one in too,” I say to Khang.
     Right at that moment, a fuckin’ bump starts to form. This is it, my one ticket out. I lower my chin, kick, and paddle as hard as I can. I gotta catch this one. When I pop up, I see that the sub three-foot wave is actually lining up. I know it’s a single shot / one hitter quitter, so I get two pumps, climb the face, and get a nice, arcing carve. I reenter, pump, and skim over the whitewash from the depleted wave.
     We all shoot for that “last one,” the exclamation point for the session. We usually don’t get it and settle for whatever pushes us to shore, but this morning . . . my last one was good.
#
     Back at the car, I realize I forgot my towel. Klaude lets me use his. I’m careful not to pat down my penis too hard with it since it’s not mine. We say our goodbyes and plan to meet up again next weekend.