Wednesday, June 18, 2014

SUMMER INVASIONS, SAT 14JUN2014


Loc: Goldenwest
Time: 0900-1100
Crew: Bri
Conditions: Onshore, textured surface, mid-high tide, semi consistent, crowded, 2-3 FT+.
     Because of the drained tide yesterday, I make the call to sleep in a little and catch the tide on the push. We leave El Segundo at about 0730 and head to Huntington. I’m anticipating a decent session, but upon checking Bolsa Chica first, we see that the wind is howling onshore. Peaks are coming in consistently at two feet. They are still rideable, but the choppiness of it all forces us to seek the possibility of better surf. Plus, the parking lot is already packed!
     The cliffs look good, but we push further south to take advantage of my state parking pass. That is, we try. There’s a long line of cars just to get in. There’s some kind of event going on. I have no idea what. After ten minutes, we’ve barely even moved.
     A police officer is on foot walking from car to car. When he comes up to my window, he says, “The entrance one street down is empty. If you stay here it’ll take twenty minutes to get in. If you go over there, you’ll get in right away.”   
     So it’s a no brainer. I pull out of the line and drive down to the next entrance, and the fucking line is JUST AS LONG. Fucking pig. I got bamboozled. How is this faster? In frustration, I turn the car around and end up parking two blocks inland from Goldenwest.
     There’s a body-boarding competition going on. The announcer yells at a group of surfers who are drifting into the competition zone, and then he yells at the competitors who are drifting out of the zone. The beach is so crowded with dogs, walkers, bodyboarders, surfers. I hate crowds, but the tidal window is closing. We must paddle out now.
     Surprisingly, despite the wind, the conditions are decent, much better than yesterday. Some A-framers roll through. I pick off my first left but poorly set up my top turn. I ride out the wave, still fun but not using it to its full potential.
     I fight the current to maintain my spot while everyone else drifts north. My rides are awkward. One of those sessions when I’m not surfing well. Even though there are some big sets, they don’t hold shape as well. The medium-sized waves are a little racy, and I keep falling behind.
     Meanwhile, I can see Bri sitting with the main pack of drifters. Every time I spot her, she’s paddling back out to the lineup, returning from a ride.
     Even though the tide is coming up, there are still some random sets that stand up. Next to me, there’s an older surfer on a fish, and he’s giving advice to two other noobs who are surfing nearby. On my next left, Mr. Advice doesn’t even look behind him, and I have to surf in his wake, right on his ass. I could have called him off of the wave, but I try to pull that card as sparingly as possible. A surfer paddling out looks at me and shakes his head while saying, “That fucking guy had no clue, completely oblivious that you were behind him.”
     “What can you do?” I say. “No etiquette.”
     My sesh with Bri is turning into a solo sesh, so I let the current take me closer to her. Just as I reach the next peak over, a bump sprouts up in the distance. A longboarder yells, “Outer reef!” I’m sitting on the right of the peak, and I paddle as hard as I can to position myself for the left. I actually chase it down and take a steep but graceful drop. A chick on the shoulder backs out. I pump on the highline, passing the guy who had called for the wave to begin with. He gives me that look that says, “You fucker.” Yeah, I am the fucker, and I get two turns on that wave all the way to the inside. It’s my wave of the day, and I can’t believe that it came to me upon giving up my position when I had been fighting the current the whole time.

     Etiquette wise, maybe that was a bad move. He and the chick had been in their spot a little longer, but I couldn’t help myself. It was a good and rare set wave, a roguer in the high tide. Sometimes you just have to go. 

INTEL, FRI 13JUN2014


Loc: Huntington Beach
Time: 0630-0900
Weiner Sliders: Gary C. and Donny D.
Conditions: light onshore, textured surface, low tide, semi consistent, sectiony, 2-3FT.
     I had debated on going back to HB, but Gary sent me a text last night, saying that if I drove that he’d cover gas and food. The offer to chip in for gas helps. As much as I love scoring surf down south, I sure as hell hate the hurting it puts on my wallet. And as far as food, well, a Filipino eating machine like me can’t ever pass on a meal.
     I show up to Gar’s house a little early at 0509, and he’s already in his driveway hauling a boardbag in each hand. Years ago, Rick used to try to get me to join him and his buddies, the WHC, for surf sessions. I had my own crew, and still do, so at first I was reluctant. Over time, I realized what Rick’s true intention was. You progress faster when being around good surfers, and I can name off the whole WHC, and all of them rip, even in their fifties they’re schooling the youngsters.
     Gar gives me the whole DL about his Costa Rica trip, which will remain classified. I picture the reeling long lefts that he’s describing to me, and it makes me froth for my next surf trip overseas. As appealing as Costa sounds, my heart’s in East Java. It’s hard to beat two-minute lefts on a sand-bottom pointbreak. Meals on the economy are less than a buck, two bucks to dine like a dictator. Anyway, that’s another story.
     So Manny A. had given us intel on a spot that’s working in HB. Apparently, it was firing and empty yesterday, and I believe him, but as soon as Gar and I hit PCH we see that the wind is onshore. Scoring parking on the beach, we can see textured peaks, not as big as it was a couple of days ago. I think Gar knows what I’m thinking, and I’m sure he’s thinking the same thing I’m thinking, but we don’t kill the moment. We don’t rush, in hopes that the conditions will improve. Before I’m in my wetsuit, Gary’s already rushing the sand. I bust out my 6’3 JS, my Bali board. I haven’t ridden it since the winter of 2012 when it got dinged up pretty bad, and since its repair, I’ve been itching to get reacquainted with it.
     There are peaks coming in, and even though the water has a slight chop to it, there are some fast and steep shoulders that open up for a single turn or down-the-line pump action. Gary draws first blood, despite his elbow being worn out from so much surfing. I get a couple lefts, and catching waves is easy on the JS, but the length feels awkward. My Motorboat Too is a 5’9 and my Mini Driver is a 6’0, so the extra three inches just feels like too much. I try to at least climb the face before my waves closeout, and the nose just feels more purl-prone. After forty-five minutes, I run back to the car to switch boards. JS, I’ll have to figure out what to do with you. . .
     There are Germans in the water. I can’t understand what they’re yelling about, but they’re pointing outside and yelling what sounds like: “SHAAAAAA-HK! SHAAAAA-HK!” I look at what they’re pointing at. It’s a seal. Another surfer looks at me and raises his eyebrows. One of the Germans snakes me on a left. After the waves closes out, he resurfaces, raises his open palm, and says sorry. I hate getting snaked, but a post-snake apology really helps in diffusing the situation. But Gary, on the other hand, gets legit snaked by some grom in a neon-green wetsuit. It’s pretty bad.
     I don’t get any solid waves that line up nicely for a carve fest, but it’s still worth being down here, much better than what the South Bay has to offer for now.

     Back at the car, Gary whips out some Costco muffins. When I drop him off, he tells me that there’s one more in the bag that he’ll leave for me. Money for gas, muffins for my stomach, mission accomplished.   

Thursday, June 12, 2014

SOUTH BAY SUMMER, THU 12JUN2014


Loc: El Porto
Time: 0645-0820
Conditions: light onshore, 1-2 FT, warm, empty, inconsistent.
     Oh, my South Bay, how you once had waves. It’s hard to imagine how good the winter was to the local surfing populace.
     I’m at 26th Street for my dawn patrol. Only one guy is paddling out. Weak crumbly lines are rolling in. The peaks are like weak clawing fingers, swiping instead of gouging.
     I drive to Porto. A set rolls through at three feet but sectiony. Did I see a shoulder? It looks good enough. Surface conditions are fairly clean with a light texture.


     Under the overcast sky, I sit and wait. My first few waves are weak, but the inside stands up a little. I fail at my layback snap attempts. On one, I completely back flop onto my board. I turn to shore where a lifeguard truck is parked and watching. I turn back around, acting like I didn’t notice how stupid I looked.
     I do have a miraculous two-turn wave of the day. My Motorboat Too works so well out here. I get an arcing top turn on the open shoulder. I’ve been getting better at this. Where the eyes go, the shoulders go, and then the hips and the feet follow. It’s nice. Instead of a layback attempt on the inside, I reach back with my forehand and just lean backwards, shifting my weight as I transfer from my inside to outside rail. I don’t ride out of it, but I get that extra torque on the arc, whipping the tail a little more. Practice makes perfect.
     I want another wave just like that one so badly, but that’s it. The South Bay is closed for breakfast. Even funboarders and foamers sit on the inside, their surf appetites unquenched.

     I return to a near-empty parking lot. How sad. Meanwhile, I know HB is working. I’m spoiled, having had my recent sessions there. I can only imagine how good it is down south right now. In the winter, the South Bay shines. In the summer, we have to pay the price to travel. Tomorrow I’ll be there.