Tuesday, March 10, 2015

NO ROOM, TUE 10MAR2015

Loc: El Porto, 45th Street                            
Time: 0750-0850
Conditions: 1-2 FT, offshore, inconsistent.
Board: Zippi

     Bri and I have this new routine where we’ll dawn patrol the surf, but if the surf is shit then we’ll go for a run instead. When we reach the Porto lot, there are scattered one-foot lines breaking over the low tide. It’s definitely a run morning.

     When we begin our run, Bri takes off in front of me. I figure I’ll catch up to her later, but she leaves me in her dust for about a mile. It’s when we’re about to make the right to get onto the Manhattan Beach Pier that I catch up to her, but when we leave the pier, the left turn back onto The Strand just shoots her through it like a boomerang. Yup. My girlfriend runs faster than me.

     She leaves for work, but I’m still stoked at the idea of catching a wave or two, so I circle my cheap ass around for free parking like I always do.

     A few locals who I’ve talked to a couple of times are watching the surf by the stairs. I walk past them with my blue Zippi in hand. The tide’s already softening up the surf, not offering much for the few beginners who are out.

     My mission is to milk it. Even though it’s small out, I know that I’ll catch something. My first wave bogs out, even on the fish. There’s a little bit of backwash making things funky. Some of the sections are racy, so I can only pump and mess around with some baby floaters.

     One of the local guys on a longboard with red trim paddles out. He has long hair and wears gloves, the kind with the webbing that helps you paddle faster. I’ve seen him ripping it in front of the tower before. Since I don’t want to compete with him, I paddle just a little south towards 42nd.

     A small wave comes my way. I turn and go, and there are two Japanese groms standing in my way on the inside, so I pull out. I shake my head at this. Behind me, I hear them speaking Japanese. Another one sits off to my left, and then the other two corral me in. I don’t know what it is about surfers from Japan, but they always seem to do this.

     On this empty day, I’m ganged up on by these groms. One of them watches me on his inside as I pop up on a left. I’m on it first, but he still snakes me and goes anyway. “Fuck you!” I yell. Fuckin’ kids. Motherfuckers. How are they gonna snake me on an empty day when they can sit anywhere else? I’ll give it to them, though. They’re good. They’re tiny, so the small waves are maneuverable for them.

     I don’t wait to see if he heard me because he’s just a little shit. I don’t wanna be that guy blowing up on a kid. One of his friends paddles further away though. I sense that he knows his friend is a dick.

     Just when things seem shitty, I paddle south and catch a small two-foot wave. It lines up and gives an open rippable face. I pump about three times and get one good wrap to end it. My stoke meter is filled. Session done.    

     Leaving the water, again, it looks like the surf is getting better. I could move my car from the street cleaning and pay the meter for another hour, but I already feel fulfilled. Having put in a good run this morning and caught a nice wave, and all by 0900, I think I’m ready to carry on with the rest of my day.

     Fuckin’ Japanese groms. . .

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