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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

CLASSIC TRESTLES, WHERE ART THOU?, MON 25MAY2015


Loc: Churches

Crew: Bri

Time: 0700-1000                  

Conditions: 3-4 FT+, low tide, overcast, glassy, walled

Board: Lost Mini Driver, 5’10

     Klaude’s advice would be not to set your expectations too high, but it’s hard not to give my favorite Cali spot “high expectations.” North Churches, the left. For a goofy footer, I can’t tell you how much value a Trestles-quality left has. So when Surfline forecasts 3-4 Occasional 5 Feet for Memorial Day, you can bet that I’m gonna be stoked. Having been skunked before, I know there are two factors I have to be weary of. One, will it actually be smaller than predicted? Two, will there be too much south in the swell that will produce walled shape?

     The drive south is already looking glum. Gray skies and overcast, not an ideal beachbum kind of day. Exiting Basilone road, we see that Middles looks like one long closeout.

     Parking near Churches, we can see that there is definitely swell activity in the water. Size is not an issue today. It’s definitely big enough, but waves are a bit walled and sectiony. Despite the marine layer, at least it’s clean and offshore.

     Bri and I change and follow three other longboarders ahead of us. At the top of Churches, longboarders are sitting on top of one another, stagnant. That’s a bad sign. When we get to the northern tip of Churches, where the lefts are, the other guys in front of us paddle out right there. Just then, a peak rolls in, offering some sectiony but surfable shoulders. “Right there!” I say to Bri.

     So we paddle out and sit wide from the crowd as usual, hoping to sneak some waves under everyone else’s radar. Another weird thing about this morning is how soft it’s breaking. Even though the tide’s low, the waves are coming in soft and breaking late.

     Bri and I scratch around for about fifteen minutes not catching shit. Top of the wave is working, but the peaks stretch and section out. Fuck, I already know . . . skunked big time.

     I’m not one to abandon my favorite spot so easily, but we move the party on over to Middles where it appears to be working a little bit better. We try to sit wide towards the inside of Middles, but nothing breaks by us. It’s just as bad here. People piled on top of each other, ready for anal rapeage.

     There’s nothing like the loathing that rises within me upon being skunked. I hate everything right now. Drove for a fucking hour, and for what? Just about everyone around me is wearing the same scowl on his face. Bri’s the only chick here, and she’s scowling, too.

     I ditch the sitting-wide technique and sit at the top of Middles, and, holy shit, I actually get a few waves. Well, the quality still sucks, still sectiony and racy, but a few stay open long enough for a good handful of single-shot rides.

     On a setwave right, I bust out a closeout hack on a pretty critical section. Bri works the inside, catching a right after two guys before her had scratched out. So now we’re doing okay, but it’s still just “okay.” Man, it’s just not what we drive down here for.

     Bri goes back to the car after two hours. I’m stubborn, so I wait it out a little longer for vain hopes of a miracle, the miracle that shit will just change.

     Even though I’m getting waves, I hate competing, and I’m robbing other people of rides, and I don’t like that feeling either, so I work my way back to north Churches where I’m immediately reminded of why I had ditched this spot earlier. It’s still inconsistent with twice as many people now.

     I paddle through the lineup until I’m at the bottom of Churches, all the way by the military campsites. Wagner, local 45th Street Kingpin, is actually out here with two groms. Poor guy. He’s scratching for waves and kicking out as soon as he pops up. There’s this bewildered look on his face that says, “I thought that it was supposed to be good today?”

     Welcome to the party.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

TRESTLES DAYCAYION (double), TUE 27JAN2015


 

Loc: Trestles, Middles & Lowers

Time: 0745-1115        

Conditions: 3-4 FT+, sunny, warm, offshore, consistent

Board: Motorboat Too

     With some business to tend to at Camp Pendleton, and a sushi night with the boys in Mission Viejo, it only makes sense to head to Trestles for the whole day. Also with a juicy swell still on tap, I’m doubtful that the local beach breaks will have any shape.

     Even though I leave at 0545, I hit bumper to bumper traffic in Huntington. It’s nerve wracking. I’m tired from staying up late on the PS4, it’s dark out so I still feel like sleeping, and the drive is already about an hour without the traffic.

     Once I enter the campground, I stop at Old Mans for a look, and the waves are small and walled. Fuck. I head over to Churches not sure what to expect. When I park, the scene just takes my breath away. Long walls are coming in from the top of the wave, but the rights are peeling at lower Churches. There are only six guys out, all longboarders, and they’re trading off on rides. The set’s four-to-five feet easy. Looks like I won’t need my fish this morning. Suiting up takes a while because I can’t take my eyes off the ocean. In the distance, I can see the distant breaks at San Onofre much better, and it looks like it’s pumping there too. I guess the northern most break that I had looked at wasn’t working as good.

     Once I’m suited up, I walk the shoreline. I could paddle out here and mix it up with the loggers, but I don’t want to deal with any jockeying this morning. About three more guys have paddled out. It’ll probably be a fuckfest soon, so I push it further north.

     Upper Churches (or Mons Pubis) is kind of working but not as good as I’ve surfed it before. It might be because of the WNW direction. Most of the waves are coming in lined up, no lefts just right-hand shoulders at the end of them. A Middles gamble might be the call.

     Middles. . . I paddle out in front of a rock formation that I had named The Battle Position. Since then, it’s lost its luster, looking more like a moundish ruin.

     The water’s cold. I have to do a little cobblestone boogie but avoid getting cut. On my way out, some long rights start breaking. I’m not even at the lineup yet, but I can’t help but to turn-and-go on the inside waves. When I catch them, they race away. Too lined. I finally calm myself and paddle all the way out.

     I linger just wide of the main pack. A surfer rips the right at Lowers, but the wave looks fat. Surprisingly, there are only a few people there. Instead of packs of surfers, everyone is spread out in a buckshot spread along the Middles-Lowers border.   

     I do my usual technique of sitting wide to catch unmolested waves, but I can’t get more than single turns. They still feel good, but guys at the top of the wave are getting longer rides.

     Little by little, I inch my way into the action. A guy on a Costco foamie is fucking killing it. I mean, he has to shift his weight and torque his hips hard on each turn. Keeping that back foot on the tail, he’s able to whip that monstrosity around. Maybe not the prettiest turns but he’s pulling them off, showing off his knowledge of proper surf mechanics. He gets off the wave, smiles, and nods his head at me.

     “You killing it on that Costco,” I say.

     “Dude!” he says. “The waves are so predictable today.” He’s gleaming with stoke. I need to get like that too.

     I start getting better waves. No, it’s not classic Trestles, like how it can be on a good south-west swell, peaky and scattered, but every other set has shape. My how I’ve missed these Trestles waves. I’m getting away with fucking murder, paddling in so late with the lip spilling on my back. I’m doubtful at first with how fast I’m slung down the face, but I pop up and wind up for a snap. The face is so steep and rampy, yet never barreling, that the tail of my board is just doing these carving hooks on every turn. I mean, I’m not even snapping the lip. I’m doing these full hooks where I just pause at the end of the accentuated motion, redirect the nose, and wind up once more. I get four turns on my best wave. Four. Fuck it’s been a while.

     Even though the lefts are racy, I pick those off too just long enough for a single maneuver. Here I practice my laybacks. Ahh! What a morning . . . the lefts. Fuck my ass, it’s like, yeah . . . I’m really in the training stages of my laybacks. I just can’t ride out of them. On one, I try to pick a steep part of the face and just go for it. Like, I just throw my whole body into it Clayback style, but I blow it so fucking badly. Literally, I just backflop on my deck and wipe out lying on my board. Mechanics. . . On the next wave, I consciously spring up out of the bottom turn, torso, extended, and climb the face with speed. Reaching back with my inside arm, I lean backwards as board does a solid arc. It feels good. Too bad I don’t know how to follow through to get my board back under my feet and ride out of it.

     It’s a little discouraging. It just comes to show how long the learning curve is in surfing. I can only wonder how many times I’ll have to keep blowing it before I can pull it off.

     After that left, I paddle back out. I look at the beach, and I’m already at the next set of portapotties. I’m at Lowers.

     Lowers. . . The infamous Lowers. As I’ve called it before, the biggest lie in surfing. Yeah, it’s an epic spot if you can actually get a fucking wave here, yet there are only three guys on it. For some reason, the swell direction isn’t making it classic. It’s actually smaller here. However, if you’ve read any of my past Lowers sessions, you’ll know that I rarely catch it empty. Fuck it. It’s “LOWERS.” How can I not sit here?

     It’s breaking uncharacteristically softer than usual, but I still milk the lefts and rights the best I can. I get good opening turns but the shoulders moosh out soon after. With everyone spread out the same, no one really invades the spot.

     I spend the next couple of hours going back and forth, crossing that invisible line between Lowers and Middles. Some guys are reluctant to sit at the top of the wave where it’s breaking best, so I even sit at the bottom of the wave to give them as much priority as possible.

     When I look at my watch again, it’s 1045. Three fucking hours have gone by. Yet, I’m energetic. A crew of groms show up on their bicycles, boards in hand. I figure it’s a good time to grab some lunch.
 

#

Loc: Churches, Trestles--Middles & Lowers

Time: 1445-1700        

Conditions: 2-3 FT+, light onshore, cool.

Board: 6’0 Kainalu Fish, twin fin

 

     You see, me and the boys are power eaters . . . that’s right. We kill buffets and anything all you can eat. We don’t fuck with places with time limits. Nah. We do two hours minimum. It’s usually Sebastian, Tim, and me. We need a fourth seed so badly, but every candidate we’ve had can’t hang. It takes passion, a love of food and a certain respect for the deliciousness translated through each and every bite to sit down at the table with us. So tonight’s AYCE sushi night. During these occasions, we usually starve ourselves until it’s go time. When I say starve, I don’t literally mean starve. Maybe some light snacky poos throughout the day, but that’s it.

     I paddle out at North Churches with the fish this time. I figure since the swell’s backed off, why not make the evening session a fun one with a wave magnet of a board. The transition, though, is awkward. After having been on the 5’9 Motorboat Too, this board feels too big. The sensation is different popping up. It just feels slower, yet once I’m on my feet with, the board is just so fast down the line. I struggle to turn it. It just wants to go in one direction as fast as possible. I walk the nose and eat shit. My amateur hotdogging is hella rusty since the last couple of swells have been brutal.

     The guys who I’m surfing next to are a bit aggressive, so I paddle all the way to Middles.    

     At 1530, something happens. I forgot to mention that I had only eaten four tangerines the whole day. That and coffee from my mug and water. I had felt good into the afternoon, but now my fucking stomach hurts. The thought of white tuna, salmon, and yellow tail just makes my stomach hurt even more. Gawd, I haven’t been this hungry since that seven hour Jalama session in August.

     I’m weak. I start surfing like shit. I could leave the water right now, but I’m stubborn. My thighs are still aching from snowboarding, the rest of my body more so from the gym yesterday and session number one this morning.

     Lowers is breaking a little more classic now. Not crowded, but there are more heads there. I site wide south of it. It’s not as consistent as it was this morning. I’m more patient than I’ve ever been before, willing to let waves roll by, and every time a wave comes I’m hardpressed to surf it well. It’s like pussy being thrown at you when you don’t want it because you’re in a serious relationship. Because of my patience, I’m there in the right spot every time a good one comes. Perfect right-hand peelers come through. My feet placement’s off, throwing off-balance snaps on my backhand. Tired, I just walk to the nose and crouch to get distance thinking: spicy tuna handroll, unagi, albacore, mackerel, spicy tuna handroll.

     I catch a closeout in but it’s still too early, so I walk back to upper Churches where I’ll be closer to my car. Each wave is draining on my body. Delts on fire. I’m past burning calories. Burning muscle.
 

     I’m back at my car and fully changed by 1730. I call the boys and beg them to meet me at Zenko Sushi as early as they possibly can. “I’m starving,” I say. “I’m about to eat my hand.”

     When they arrive at 1830, I’m already sitting down at our table, first round of sushi on the way. With bloodshot eyes, white Vertra still stuck to my face, and sunburnt lips, I go into AYCE autopilot.

     A true samurai can hold up his sword and wait for the moment to deliver a fatal strike, even though an equal blow is about to be dealt to him as well. As hungry as I am, I focus on the white slab of fish, pick it up with my chopsticks, and dip it into the soy sauce. Raw and buttery, I chew it slowly, never having tasted anything so good in my life.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

WINTER CAMPOUT PT.3, SAT 27DEC2014


Yeah. That cold.

Loc: Lower Trestles

Time: 0730-1030

Conditions: 1-2 FT, offshore, empty.

Board: 6’0 Zippifish

     Friday night got fucking cold. No bullshit on record-breaking lows. Even with the space heater on full blast, my arms were freezing whenever they drifted out of my fart sack. I got a chill every time my skin touched the walls in my tent. I wondered how everyone else was doing, Hideki in his SUV, Hayana and J in their tent, Orlando and Jen in their van.

     The next morning, everyone except Hideki said they froze their asses off.

#

     I’m up at 0630. Old Man’s is barely breaking. Churches, in the distance, looks like one-foot crumbs. There goes the rest of the trip. I boil some water, make cocoa and accidentally mix it with oatmeal. When Bri and I eat it, it’s actually not bad. Cocomeal is born.

     With the sun illuminating the sky, random vagabond surfers make their trek from the state parking lot towards Trestles, much lower in numbers compared to yesterday. With everyone still knocked out, Bri and I do a recon to look at the surf. Already, guys are heading back to their cars, dry, ready to go home.

     Churches is small but kind of working. My favorite spot on the northern tip is pathetic. So inconsistent. Middles isn’t resembling what it was doing yesterday morning at all. But still, there are some little lines. We have to stay positive. The conditions could improve, but that’s just the surf syndrome talking.

     Everyone starts waking up while Bri and I are suiting up. We tell them where we’ll be, and we head out ahead of everyone.

     Bri catches waves right away when we paddle out. It takes forever for a good set wave to show up, and even that ride is lackluster. Orlando, our neighbor, and Hideki paddle out, and as if shying away from the new company, the surf just goes flat as a fucking lake. Nothing. Nothing at all. On top of that, more people show up just to sit here in stagnation. Orlando throws me a shaka, his smile hiding a feint twinge of disappointment. Even on his ten-foot board, he paddles, humps, and scrapes, but can’t get shit.

     Forty-five minutes go by. I keep eyeing Middles. It looks just as bad, but it could be better over there.

     “It’s probably the same over there,” says Orlando. “I haven’t seen anybody catch anything.”

     I tell him that I had seen somebody on something. As dismal as the attempt seems, Bri and I say we’ll be back if it sucks and make our way towards Middles.

     Hayana and J show up just as we start paddling away. They halt their move and follow us on foot, and then everyone starts paddling with us.

     Once at Middles, Orlando gets his first long right. He smiles on his return. I’m thinking that my work is done. He’s got a wave. And then he gets a second one. After that, the ocean goes dead again.

     A small A-frame breaks at Lowers, but it’s small, the shoulder dissolving right after it breaks. It’s crowded with seagulls, no surfers. I’ve only seen Lowers empty a couple of times, and those were on stormy conditions. Right now, it’s just empty because it’s tiny.

     It’s the last hope. Bri and I head over there. A small peak stands up, but right when I get it, I see that I’m over barely a foot of water. It’s breaking too close to the inside.

     J and Hayana finally join us. All of us are at Lowers. At this famed world-class SoCal spot, for the first time in my life, it is just my friends and I sitting on this wave. Of course, it has to be in the tiniest of conditions. The offshore is strong, making the chill factor unbearable. I’m freezing in my 4/3. But within minutes of us securing the spot, the wind just dies. An outside Lowers-quality peak stands up. Camp neighbor goes right, Orlando purls on the peak, and J goes left. The surf turns consistent. Little Lowers peaks all to ourselves. Now we all have that look on our faces, the purpose in our eyes to get back out there where the next wave might break. The feeling of stoke returns.

     As small as Lowers is, it’s breaking the best out of the peaks that we had passed to get over here. Everyone’s getting waves. Bri’s milking the inside. Hayana snakes Hideki a couple of times. He’s pissed, but really, on a small day like this, he should just party-wave it and be glad that there’s something to catch.

     The speed of the wave catches me offguard. I blow a couple sections, nearly wiping out on a late take off, but most of my rides are nose-walking down-the-line waves.

     We sell it. Three guys paddle out next to us. I already don’t like them. Sorry, but the locals who surf Lowers are greedy. Etiquette doesn’t exist here. But they’re on shortboards, and with our small-wave equipment, we’re still getting the best waves possible. For the first time, I get to be a greedy asshole, butt fucking the guys who usually surf here.

     Now we’ve all got our fill. Even I didn’t expect the session to be this much of a success. With the right boards, we’ve scored empty Lowers, a first, and without being here for first light or waiting until it’s nearly dark.

     It’s lunch time back at the campsite. The surf is just about gone, so we all shower up and prepare for a day of relaxing on the beach. Bri and I are here for another night, but everyone else decides to pack up.

     “No way,” says Jen. “It was freezing last night.”

     I don’t blame them. With the flat spell in full effect, I’m grateful that everyone had shown up and at least stayed the first night. Even more grateful that we scored Lowers. For the rest of our lives, we’ll always share this day, and we’ll always be able to say, “Remember that day when we all surfed Lowers together?”
Who goes beach camping in the winter?
 

Monday, November 10, 2014

RICK’S BIRTHDAY WEEKEND PT.VI (double), SUN 09NOV2014

A shot of Middles during an afternoon bike ride

Loc: Lowers
Crew: Rick, Gary
Time: 1230-1415
Conditions: 2-4 FT, sunny, cool, onshore, consistent, crowded.
     When I got back to camp after my first session, Bri told me that Nate and Dan had said that they didn’t see me. They packed up and left right after.
     Rick, Juan, and Gary came back from DMJ and said that the surf was too swampy there. Those guys exaggerate sometimes, but there wasn’t a hint of it in their report. I saw it on their faces. Pure skunk.
     Chilling in the afternoon, Bri and I borrowed Gary’s bikes. We cruised around the campgrounds, looked at Old Mans, which was tiny, and then cruised towards Lowers.
     We ran into Lorie, South Bay 26th Street local, on the way there. She said that Kurt’s surfing right now, and since she had injured her arm, she just finished walking all the way to San Clemente.
     “There’s only six guys at Lowers,” she said.
     Bri and I rode our bikes there, and fuckin’ A. A set rolled in, the left unridden. Some kid busted two airs on the right, sticking them both.

Onshore Lowers with only seven guys out.

     I recognized one of the guys who I had seen earlier when I left.
     “It’s good,” he said. “Barely anyone out.”
     Bri and I rode back and gave the report to the guys. Juan grabbed his camera. We all suited up.

“FUCK LOWERS”
     Bri paddles out at Middles while the rest of us go to Lowers. The crowd of six has grown into fifteen, including us.  The morning sesh had been glassy, but the atmosphere has changed. Now we have glare, onshore wind, current, and a different crowd, not necessarily better either.
     I feel bad for Rick and Gary. They try to go on waves, and each time, motherfucking kids are calling them off of it.
     I stick to my inside routine. Fuck that, I’m thinking. I’m not dealing with that crowd. Like this morning, I’m getting inside lefts, but the shape is worse now. My single shot turns are lame. Even the groms on the inside are surfing way better than I. I’m like a grown ass man going through the kiddie slide at McDonald’s, it just doesn’t look right.
     “Hey!” some kid yells. Gary’s in front of him on the left. It’s a legit Lowers’ wave from the top. Eyes forward, Gary pumps down the line. The kid eats shit. If you wanna surf Lowers, you have to surf like a dick. When dealing with assholes, become an asshole yourself. San Clemente at its finest.

Rick called off on a left by some chick showing her cheeks. Photo by Juan A.

     I see Gary get a second legit ride. Shortly after, he bails.
     Rick’s still out. I ditch my inside game. Watching Gary, I want a real one, too, now.
     It takes a while, but Rick disappears behind a left. He got it because two guys stalemated next to him, fucked each other, and lost the peak. Funny how simple communication could have avoided that, but I’m stoked for Rick.
     “Hell yeah,” I say under my breath.
     As far as the rest of my session, it’s not even worth writing. Fuck. More people come out. I even sit furthest out, in the middle, where I’m supposed to have the best fucking chance for a wave, and it’s just too fucking crowded. I see the same fucking faces come back and forth. I get snaked once. The second time, some fucking kid with a face like a midget bags me on the right. I’m behind him the whole way. There’s no sense in talking. It’s either murder him or nott. Ah! I just fucking hate everyone here right now.
     Some French guy paddles into my leash on accident on the take off. Another wave lost. Hearing him speak French just raises my blood pressure. I can’t believe I paddled out for this. I had an okay session earlier. I’m suffering from this slot machine syndrome. I can’t leave. I have to keep feeding the machine, wasting my money, waiting for it to hit. When I finally do get a right, I barely toss any water out the back. I lost. House wins.
     Walking back, I see Bri at Middles. She spots me and paddles all the way to North Churches, keeping pace.
     “Oh my God,” she says. “I had such a good session.” She goes on and on about how she got so many waves to herself.
     “Were the big ones shortboardable?” I say.
     “Yeah, the sets were.”
     Back at camp, Gary and Rick don’t even want to ask how my sesh was. My face says it all.
     Juan’s going through his camera.
     “Juan says he saw you get bagged like three times,” says Rick.
     I shake my head. I think I understand now why some surfers localize their breaks. Violence, though not encouraged, sometimes is the answer. I understand that now.

“What Really Matters”
     After cleaning up camp, Juan fires up the grill and cooks some tuna steaks with asparagus. I had already cooked rice earlier. There’s mac salad leftover from dinner.
     In the late afternoon overcast, the three of us grub over the picnic table, joking and exchanging stories about this whole trip.
     Who cares that my last session was shitty. I had wanted to strangle some people earlier, but now I could give a fuck. Fuck everyone at Lowers. All I care about are my homies here.

     We fight over who’s gonna eat the last tuna steak. I could eat five, but I want to see my friends eat it. I try to push it on everyone, but they all say they’re full, so I polish it off and even kill of the scraps on everyone else’s plates, too. 

Juan Suave, Gary AKA Balls Deep, and Rick. So blessed to have these guys in my life. Old Venice Vets.

RICK’S BIRTHDAY WEEKEND PT.V, SUN 09NOV2014


Loc: Lowers
Time: 0630-0830
Conditions: 2-4 FT, overcast, cool, glassy, consistent, crowded.

“To Lowers or Not to Lowers”
     Rick, Juan, and Gary make a beeline straight to DMJ at dawn. Personally, I’d like to just paddle right out here at camp somewhere instead of hit the road again, especially if the surf has a strong chance of being like it had been yesterday.
     Bri’s knocked out. Daniel and Nate head to Lowers, still dressed with boards and their backpacks strapped on.
     “See you there,” I say. After a banana and some coffee, I change and start trotting on the sand.
     This morning isn’t as classic as the last two. For the first time during this trip, the morning sky is overcast and gloomy. Yup, definitely looks like winter. Even the Churches’ lineup is pretty empty. People are either unmotivated by the weather or the surf report. Maybe both.
     I stop short at Mons Pubis, eyeing a lonely peak. This is my spot. I can have it to myself, but I have to shortboard it today after yesterday’s board casualty.
     Three fishermen cast out their lines from shore. It’s just me and them. Why not paddle out here?
     Did I say how much I hate this leaky wetsuit? Fuck. Hurley is great for everything, I love their apparel, except wetsuits. I’ll take Hurley shorts and shirts any day over Quik stuff, but their wetsuits suck.
     I’m cold as shit. Water infiltrates my wetsuit around my balls and then the small of my back. Lame. I get four waves, but they’re too soft for my board. Lame. I surf them like shit.
     Instead of getting out and walking, I paddle through Middles. The waves are too soft here as well. Paddling my way into Lowers, I see Nate and Dan still dressed and sitting on the sand. They have to recognize me. Why wouldn’t they? I’m right in front of them. When I make it up to the Lowers pack, I turn around and see them heading back towards camp.

“Fifteen”
     Sad to say, fifteen people sitting on Lowers is actually a manageable crowd. I sit wide south to catch the spare rights. I’m surprised at how many swing wide my way, and then I’m not surprised. No. The wide rights aren’t standing up that well. There’s more size here, but after my first snap, the wave goes soft. Too much tide.
     Now I’m at the main peak. The crowd seems mellow. A peak rolls in. Everyone turns. I’m in prime position. Now there are only four of us. I want the left. Someone has the right already. I look down my line and see two groms still paddling for the left.
     “Which way you going?” the kid next to me asks the kid on his outside.
     “Left!” I say. The kid next to me backs off, but his homie snakes me. I’m riding the wave right behind him, and he does a tight frontside wrap, causing me to fall in his wake.
     Fuck . . . I’ve always hated kids. Even when I was a little kid I fucking hated kids littler than me. Today’s no different. I paddle in circles, fuming. The kid’s friends don’t want to look at me. I stare at all of them. Please, please don’t let me be the guy who goes off on kids.
     The little fucker comes back. I circle and stare. He doesn’t look up once. As long as he knows. . . As long as he knows.
     Then, I don’t fucking no how, but sitting a little wide north, I catch a legit left. Motherfucker. I forgot how the lefts stand up more than the rights here. The section peels vertically. I’m caught off guard. Plus, I really don’t want to fall. Instead of attacking the wave, I do a measly check turn and try to snap the end section, but the wave’s lost its steam. Fock. That’s right. Fock with an O. Shit.
     Paddling back to the lineup, the last wave of the set sprouts up. Two guys are going for it. In a moment of confusion, they look at each other in a stale mate and accidentally let the wave go. I mean, the wave is already peeling. The first section’s gone to waste, but I’m ready to turn-and-go on the shoulder to milk the final two thirds of the ride.
     I slide into the wave on a steep and rampy section. Bottom turning, I climb the face and crank out a layback snap. I’m shocked when I ride out of it, rebounding and still flying down the line. I’m not a pro, so I’ll do the same damn turn twice. Again, I end the ride with a small layback on the shoulder. My laybacks are ugly and need work, but I pull off both of these practice sons of bitches.

“Twenty”
     Twenty may not be a crowd for others here, but for me it is. I sit inside and try to go for a wave. When I turn around, there’s a guy paddling back out in my way. He throws up his hands and says, “Really?”
     Fuck. I’m confused. Is that bad etiquette on my part? I guess there’s more about surfing that I still need to learn. But what if I have to turn and go on the spot? I don’t let a perfect wave go, right? I’m the surfer. Don’t I have the right of way? Can’t he just paddle around?
     The same guy turns to his friend and says, “I just got burned on the right by some kid.”
     I feel the lineup grow tense. Yeah. The energy’s switched.
     On my next left, some old fucker in a neon green wetsuit snakes me. Second time this morning. I could strangle someone.
     “Yeah,” I say out loud. “Nice wave! Keep going!”
     The guy falls on his turn. When he resurfaces, he puts both of his hands on his face, shaking his head, embarrassed.
     Whether he looks at me or not, I don’t know. I don’t even want to see his fucking face. Back to the lineup for me.

“Working for Waves”
     I don’t want to deal with the main peak. Too many assholes. I sit wide on both sides or inside of everyone, picking off the smaller waves that people let pass. Some of them paddle for them, but I know they’re not in position. Haha, twenty people at Lowers means that you can at least get insiders. How’s that? What’s working on my side is how the waves are coming in. It’s scattered and consistent here. The waves are shifting all around the main point. Twenty people at the top of the wave leave me to my own devices.
     I can’t say that the rest of my rides are solid, but I at least crank out single shot turns on each. Better than DMJ. Also, I’m able to put my shortboard to use. This is the third board that I’ve used on this trip.
     After getting snaked a third time, I’m over it. This guy, he’s good. He’s so fucking greedy though. Everyone here is.
     We were both going for the left, and when he popped up, I mean, he was fucking gone. I couldn’t even say anything. I literally had just pushed my chest off of my board, and this guy had already gotten up to his feet and swooped away.
     “Hey,” says a voice from behind. “I’m sorry about snaking you earlier.”

     I turn around. It’s that old guy in the neon green wetsuit. He’s actually apologizing. I wipe the anger off of my face, smile back, and say, “It’s okay.”

Friday, September 19, 2014

THE IN-BETWEEN SWELLS PT.3 (double), SUN 14SEPT2014


Loc: Churches
Crew: Bri
Time: 0645-0900
Conditions: 2-3 FT, glassy, hot, consistent, uncrowded.
     My feet are torn up. There’s a short but deep incision on the ball of my left foot. There’s another deep cut underneath the middle toe on my right foot. When I examine it, it opens like a mouth, screaming in torture. It’s just been a bad year for my feet. I used to think of myself as a cobblestone champ but not anymore. Yet, I don’t want to order booties, but I can’t keep fucking up my feet, my surf foundation like this.
     After yesterday’s session, I’m so worn out. Today’s another repeat of yesterday. If there was supposed to be any flat spell this weekend before the swell picks up, it never happened. Either that, or we were catching too many waves to notice.
     Waves . . . they are so consistent, peaky. Just good quality rides, biggest on the popup at three feet and then tapering off quickly, but there’s that opening section where you have so much speed that your opening turn can be so good. A gouging opening carve where the rest of the ride is a consolation. Good waves when you’re body’s too tired to keep up?
     Not one wave sticks out in distinction. Any fault to a bad wave is solely on me. There seem to be more outside sets this morning, a lot more darting out to get in position. I have many late take offs, turn-and-go rides where I’m angled so hard that I’m already in a critical spot once I get to my feet.
     Rick and Bri wave on their way back from Lowers. They’re done battling it out with the crowd, but why even bother? Why surf with a dozen heads in hopes to get one good wave when you could be here and have all this to yourself?
     By 0900, we’re done. Exhausted. The trip over without an exclamation mark but more of a white banner. Maxed out. We surfed the best we could.
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THE IN-BETWEEN SWELLS PT.4, SUN 14SEPT2014
Loc: Churches
Crew: Bri, Klaude
Time: 1200-1330
Conditions: 2-3 FT, light onshore, hot, consistent, crowded, soft.
     Klaude actually shows up. He’s late, but he’s here just in time for brunch and breaking down the campsite. Once Rick’s wife leaves with her carload, Rick and his youngest take a walk to tour the event site. Bri and I offer to chill with Klaude and watch him catch a short window of surf.
     The sun’s now blazing at max capacity. My wagon’s a sauna, parked in front of Churches, checking out the high-tide waves.
     “Grab Christina’s Zippi,” I say to Klaude. “You’ll need it. More volume.” There are lines coming in, fun rights, but soft.
     “Nah, I’ll just ride my Zippi.”
     He has a good fish, but it’s much smaller than CeCe. I urge him to take it. He declines.
     Klaude begins his warmup on the sand. I sit on a rock in front of my car. Beach goers everywhere on this sunny Sunday. E-Z UPs, umbrellas, and oiled-up bodies as far as the eye can see. He paddles out, catching a right immediately, but he’s a little behind the section. There’s competition. Longboarders, SUPers.
     Bri changes into her shorts and rashguard.
     “You paddling out?” I say.
     “Yeah. Klaude’s here. We gotta join him. Plus, I feel kind of bad for not paddling out yesterday.”
     So Bri joins him. I’m sweating, sitting out here on my rock. My feet hurt. My body hurts, but I have to get out there, too.
     Changing behind my car, Klaude catches me by surprise. Dripping wet in his shorts, he says, “Blue board.”
     “Oh yeah?
     “Yeah. I need the other fish.”
     I knew it.
     “You paddling out?” he says.
     “No.”
     He squints his eyes at me. “You sure?”
     “Yeah, go ahead.”
     Cece’s already out and unsheathed. I motion for him to take it.
     Now I’m in the lineup on Klaude’s smaller Zippi. This board would’ve done nicely the last two mornings on the lower tide, but I’m just out here to enjoy the day. It’s just perfect out. The sun’s at its highest point of the day, the water’s a greenish blue, cold to the touch, but the air is scorching. Gotta be wet.
     It doesn’t take long for me to get a right. It’s an insider, but the shoulder has such good shape. Popping up, I’m at a loss for volume. So much different than CeCe. Not as much speed on the drop. I work and pump, but the board feels flimsy and loose with no projection. I force a backhand snap. It’s weak.
     Paddling back out, I turn and go on an inside left, and just as I popup, I feel a sharp pain from the cut on my right middle toe. It hurts. I dismount my board and pull my foot out of the water. The incision tore, the skin had pulled apart on that wave. Blood’s coming out of it. Fuck. It’s not a gnarly cut but it’s just in a bad place.
     I surf conservatively for the rest of the session. In other words, like shit. You should never have to worry about an ailment when you’re on a wave. It just ruins everything.
     Klaude gets good down-the-line rides on CeCe, even pumping past the walled sections with ease. He’s stoked. Bri’s doing well, too, but some some old SUP guy keeps paddling back to the top of the wave, hogging everything that comes in. The paddle deeper to avoid his greed.

     I’m happy to be out with them, but I worry about how long before I can surf again. My feet need to heal.

THE IN-BETWEEN SWELLS PT.1 (double), SAT 13SEPT2014


Loc: Churches
Crew: Bri
Time: 0630-0930
Conditions: 1-3 FT, glassy, hot, uncrowded.
     We packed light. No tent, no extra bullshit that we wouldn’t need. Since its Rick’s campsite, we can forego some of the usual luxuries, so Bri and I had spent the night in our wagon.
     The next morning, I’m awoken from my car shaking. A figure walks past my bumper. It's Rick, already suited up and heading towards his E-Z UP. It’s 0545, still dark out.
     The weather seal shucks apart as I pry my door open. Lying from a hunched position, I dismount like a Russian Tanker out of a BDRM, but one who’s stiff from a shitty night of sleep. Should’ve brought the tent.
     Rick heads out to Lowers. I tell him that I’ll join him by Middles if it’s good.
     Bri gets up. She changes. I opt to wear my long-sleeve wetsuit jacket and trunks. For board selection, I grab Christina’s Zippifish, AKA CeCe Peniston. Might as well if the swell is dropping throughout the weekend. After all, I’m not expecting much. I’d be happy with decent two-foot shape, and I got the right board for it.
     Barefoot, Bri and I walk lightfooted over the sharp gravel. The sky expands a light blue reach from behind the mountainous horizon. Each step, the sky grows lighter and lighter.
     There’s no wind. The water’s glassy, and Churches looks small and weak. Reaching the north end of Churches, Middles looks like a lake, while, of course, Lowers has some waves rolling through, but it looks small there, too.
     Our famed spot, Mons Pubis, North Churches, or as Rick likes to call it, “Upper Churches,” lies before us. The peaks are small but coming in scattered and consistent. Longboarders sit a little to the south, as always, trying to own the right.
     “Might as well paddle out here,” I say. It’s an indecisive call. Bri and I pussyfoot back and forth, a breath’s hesitation away from walking back to the bottom of Churches or even gambling on Middles. Instead, we paddle out right in front.
     To think . . . it had looked like shit from shore. The oncoming waves look so clean and shouldery during my paddle out that I hastily turn and go on an insider, sloppily catching a one-foot shoulder. On my way out again, I turn and go on one more. But what’s the rush? I slow myself down and paddle outside and recollect myself.
     The water’s cold. I forgot to mention that I had also left the wetsuits behind. Dumb idea. Or was it?
     Once the sun peaks over the horizon, the sun on my cheek is intense. Acclimated, my wetsuit jacket is hotter than ever. The only dumb idea is that I didn’t use my short-sleeve rashy this morning.
     And there’s the crowd, most of them regular footers and wanting the right. It almost looks flat from where we’re sitting, but peaks start to swing wide, and I’m talking clean peaks. Once again, lefts . . . no one wants the lefts here. Every time I’m here, it’s rare for other surfers to hog the left like we do. Two-to-three foot peaks start rolling in, and we have them to ourselves.
     It’s all about the Zippifish, CeCe Peniston. My God she’s working. So easy. I can’t stress enough how having the right board makes a difference.
     There’s a Japanese grom surfing next to me on a standard short. Two other groms come out, too. They suffer from the Hurley Pro Syndrome. They want to rip. They want to do airs, but today’s not the day for it. They can only get into the set waves, but the in between waves are all mine, all Bri’s. And no, I’m damn sure not ripping but enjoying the gentle glide that these waves are offering. The massive volume on this 6’0 has me popping up so early and well above the surface that I have ample time to set up my small-wave ride. It’s like driving an SUV on the freeway, able to see with such a greater vantage point. I pump when I can, set up good top turns and get back into the pocket. As my waves taper off towards the inside, I walk the nose and lean back to hold my line, experimenting with some noseriding.
     Meanwhile, shuttles transporting VIPs go to and from along the Trestles’ path. Little golf carts riddled with surf stickers drive past, too. Maybe pros? I don’t know. They’re checking the surf. Lay day for sure.
     When our spot gets invaded, Bri moves further north and sits inside. I try to battle it out, but I have a hard time against the longboarders and good positioning. Every time I look back, Bri is coming back from a ride.
     Other surfers gravitate towards her. So do I. We both catch the insiders. The invasion doesn’t last long. The other surfers keep glancing at the perfect rights peeling where the main pack is. Impatient, they leave. You can have it, is probably what they’re thinking, and that’s fine with us.
     Bri and I trade off on waves for three hours straight, unmolested. Barely having to kick out for anyone. I get the most wave repetitions I’ve ever had on this fish, even successfully hanging five on the nose on one ride.
     Rick joins us on the way back to camp. “It looks better here,” he says. After a wave, he says he’s going back.
     Jordan comes out at about 0900. Late train. Where was she this whole time?
     “I’m tired,” says Bri.
     I’m silent in my reply. I know that the onshores will come later. I tell her that we’ll regret it if we don’t push it, especially if the conditions turn to shit later, but by 0930 my surfing gets sloppy. I begin falling on waves, making stupid mistakes. It’s more challenge than rewarding at this point. On empty stomachs and in need of hydration, we exit the water at 0930.
     Three hours, pretty much having a break all to ourselves with quality rides. Even a good day in the South Bay barely has shape this good, and we just scored this all on an in-between swell, a swell not good enough to run the contest in and a swell thankfully given a dismal 2-3 foot “Fair” forecast on Surfline. But Surfline was accurate wasn’t it? Oh well. I guess I just forgot how damn good 2-3 feet can be. A weekend of surf well downplayed that keeps that crowds down. Only if people knew the potential of fun out here. We’re lucky they don’t.

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THE IN-BETWEEN SWELLS PT.2, SAT 13SEPT2014
Loc: Churches
Crew: Solo
Time: 1700-1900
Conditions: 2-3 FT, howling onshore, consistent, uncrowded.

The Most Interesting Kook Alive:
     At the campsite, the wind is terrible. As expected, and like yesterday, it’s howling onshore. Rick says he’s not paddling out again. I grab my boardshorts.
     “You paddling out?” asks Bri.
     She knows the answer. I’m here. I have to.
     “I’ll take pictures,” she says.
     The older less-tolerant Donny D. would have made her suit up, but she can make her own decisions. I’ve learned that forcing people into your standards makes an unhappy surfer, and unhappy surfing leads to bad surfing, and bad surfing leads to the dark side. Sorry . . . had to go there. . . .


     We walk to the bottom of Churches where I paddle out, just in front of the group campsite. There’s a set, but the wind is knocking the waves down so hard that the shoulders are crumbled into fast two-footers. They still look rideable but just choppy and miserable.
     I paddle out and catch a dismal right, falling on a turn. Not picture worthy at all. I keep crawling towards the top of the wave, pausing here and there in hopes for a wave. I catch another right that doesn’t materialize into anything. Even though I’m on the Zippi, it’s hard to milk the waves on my backhand.
     Even though my waves are shit, surfers at the bottom of the wave paddle towards me and sit in my spot.


     Bri trails me with every stroke I make towards the top of the wave. In frustration, I paddle away much deeper than the crowd so I can get some elbow room, and just then, a peak comes my way. I’m so deep that no one else sees that this wave actually has a left-hand shoulder. I pop up, and the section before me stands. The onshore wind makes the wave a little rampy. I get two swooping pumps and end the ride with a floater. Floaters are so easy on the fish, just so much volume to hold your balance and stick the landing, it’s almost unfair.


     And no one else even suspects that there’s a left here. Bri sits down and whips out her phone. I eye a sign in the sand right behind her, ensuring that I don’t lose position.
     So on this onshore evening, I’m scoring. Who knew? Top of the wave at Churches is infamous for its rights, but I’m getting all lefts, and there are actually shoulders. Immediately upon popping up, I’m faced with rippable sections, either down the line or open carve-ready canvasses. It’s repetition city all over again.
     Frontside snaps. Floaters. I attack the closeout sections, climbing their faces and trying to get my tail up and out there as much as possible. My wave of the day, even better than the morning, is a legit wraparound cutback that I pull off. Even with all that volume, I rebound off the lip and get down the line again to the open face.
     Meanwhile, Bri’s on the shore. I can only imagine. Yeah, she should’ve paddled out. But yet, these waves aren’t of the highest quality. She’d have to work. This left is the only spot that’s working well as far as I can see.
     Bri leaves. I sell the spot. Inevitably, people start noticing. A guy paddles over and sits right on me. I’m unhappy, but I have to share. Can I blame him? I scratch for the next wave, but he outpositions me. He goes. It’s a closeout. The one behind it is better, and I get it.
     Sitting together again, I break the ice and say, “There’s actually a decent left here.”
     “Shhh,” he says, smiling. “I know. I seen you get one, so I paddled over.”
     So we trade off on waves, chatting in between, but it’s my spot. I still get the better waves.
     Another surfer paddles up to me, a Marine I had chatted with yesterday. He smiles and waves as he approaches. He has military bulk in his neck and chest, but his arms are thin and sinewy like spaghetti noodles.
     His name is Mack, Active Marine, works on helicopters. He asks me back-to-back questions: Where’s the best place to paddle out here, when does it work best, what’s the best board to ride? I’m by no means any surf authority, but I dump all my surf knowledge that I know about this place on him.
     “So what’s going on this weekend?” I ask. “It’s Saturday. Gonna get with your battle buddies, hit a club, bar, chicks?”
     He shakes his head. “I have a girlfriend. She goes to Georgia Tech.”
     Long distance. I’ve been there. Active Army Germany, I once had a girlfriend waiting. That was stupid.
     “So you’re not going out this weekend?”
     “No,” he says. “It’s always about driving. Guys wanna drink, but they don’t wanna drive, so might as well just drink in the barracks.”
     I was once a young dick, a barracks rat. I wanna tell him that he’s stationed at an awesome location and that the drive to SD or north OC, even L.A., is nothing.
     I contemplate getting out. The conditions are worsening, my left is not as consistent as earlier. Less people are in the water now, and I’d like to rejoin my tribe at the campsite before it’s dark.
     A surfer paddles over from way outside. He smiles, but he’s tired.
     “You made it,” I say.
     “Yeah,” he says, smiling underneath his baldhead, still lying on his board with lethargic paddles. “Finally.”
     I say bye to Mack. Walking out of the lot and into the Churches’ parking lot, I’m stopped by Mr. Lethargic. He’s with a buddy, both Marines, obvious because of their haircuts. Crew Cut asks for my opinion about his fin setup.
     “I bought twin fins because I want to buy a fish eventually, but it doesn’t feel right on my board,” he says.
     It’s a thick hybrid Fire Wire board, wood. It kind of has a standard shortboard shape. Squash tail. The twin fins look too far apart. Right there, I kick down my limited knowledge on twin fins and what might work best for his board, which offers a quad-fin setup. I recommend to ride it as a quad or thruster but not a twin.
     “What are you? 220?” I ask.
     His eyes open wide. “Yeah, like 215.”
     I recommend large fins.
     They ask. I tell. I’m really no expert, but they listen intently, hanging onto every word I say.

     Leaving the lot, I’m stopped by Mack again. Damn. I’ve never been so popular.