Thursday, October 2, 2014

THE FIRST NORTHWEST, FRI 26SEPT2014


Loc: 26th Street
Crew: Randy and Klaude
Time: 0700-1015
Conditions: 3-4 FT+, light onshore, north current, fast.
     Four boards . . . I bring four boards to go surfing: Motorboat Too, 6’10 Becker, Zippi, and Randy’s Tokoro. We walk to the strand for a surf check, and it’s definitely a little bit bigger, but the shape is questionable. The onshore wind knocks the waves down. The shoulders section off and closeout fast. I don’t know what board to ride, all I know is that I don’t want another day of sitting in the lineup with the wrong board not catching shit. We head back to the wagon. Motorboat Too and Becker. I grab them both.
     Pitching the MB Too into the sand, I paddle out on the Becker. Bri’s already out. She catches a closeout right. The inside is consistent, but I make it out unscathed. The current’s already sucked me south, but I have so much board that holding position is easy.
     My first wave is a right. With a quad setup to get down the line, I’m going too fast to set up for a turn and accidentally kick out. Fuck. Meanwhile, Bri catches another right. A guy sitting next to me rubbernecks it as he watches her go down the line. She dismounts in the impact zone but still confident and smiling without a worry. And why would she worry?
     I paddle into a right but don’t realize I’m too deep. I get into the wave late and purl hard, flinging my body forward. 6’10 is a lot of board to be sucked under with. Resurfacing, I take another one on the head. I struggle to get back onto my board and paddle out. The next wave rips the board from my grip. Fuck.
     Winded, I make it back out to the safe zone. Bri paddles up to me, talking, but I can’t quite understand. She’s saying something about having front row seats, probably to “The Eating Shit Show,” starring Donny Duckbutter.
     Again, Bri paddles into waves with ease. She’s almost smirking, but I can’t tell because she’s not looking right at me. It’s not until later that I realize that she looks that way because she’s surfing better than I am . . . and she knows it.
     She goes to work, and Klaude paddles out, immediately replacing her. He’s trunking it, no rashguard.
     “Going for it,” I say. 
     “I forgot my towel,” he says. “I’m gonna have to change later. Haven’t figured that one out yet.” He hoots at the next set on the horizon, four foot plus. The first wave’s walled. He goes on the second one.
     I catch a small left, pulling off two floaters and taking advantage of its stability. On the next wave, I get two backhand snaps. They feel good, a little sluggish but good.
     “That board’s too big for you,” says Klaude, as he paddles past.
     Fuckin’ A. As the tide fills in, the onshore wind dies out, and the peaks become a little cleaner. I head back in and swap out boards.
     Randy’s all over the place, first paddling south, then north, and then south again when he gets invaded by groms.
     Klaude leaves. I chance a set-wave right. Kurt, old local vet, hoots me into it. I get hung up on the top and drop in late. Some ripper kid who looks like a John John Florence knockoff is on the inside. I stick the landing, but the open face has left me behind. Ron Ron Florence gives me a look like, What are you doing? He’s right. I’m surfing like shit.
     The good thing is that my MB Too is so easy to duckdive. Even in the impact zone, I’m punching through waves with ease. I catch another right and get two sloppy backhand hacks. The waves go a little softer with the tide, but there’s still size. Decent conditions for my board. I try to set myself up for some power carves on my frontside, but I don’t stick any of them.
     On a right, I manage to bottom turn and get a late hack under the lip. “Late,” as in my timing was behind and the turn was forced, but it was a turn nonetheless. My wave of the day is a backhand hack that I get a 180 rotation on but kick out purposely because the wave is closing, kind of like a suicide hack where you can just go for it since there’s nowhere to go. I guess the next level of my surfing would be to actually follow through on those and land them.
     By 1000, the tide gets too high. I wave Randy in like I had done yesterday. It’s time to go.
     He says he was frustrated from the crowd following him everywhere he went. “But it was fun,” he says. “How’d you do on your Becker?”

     I downplay it a little. Truth is, I probably should have been on my Motorboat Too from the get go. My Mini Driver’s damaged. That would’ve been the perfect board at first light. “Better than yesterday,” I say. It’s a content ride home. 

AND THERE ARE THE DAYS WHEN . . ., THU 25SEPT2014


Loc: 26th Street
Crew: Randy, Klaude, Dais
Time: 0630-0930
Conditions: 1-3 FT, glassy, crowded.
     And then there are the days when you make the wrong choice. After surfing the fun boards, Randy and I decide to gamble on our shortboards, since there’s a little pulse in the forecast. Looking off towards the El Porto Jetty on the way to the beach, we see that the surf is small, but of course . . . we don’t mention it.
     At 26th Street, there’s no avoiding the obvious. The tide’s a little low, and there’s potential for size, but they section out over the sand.
     I’m optimistic on my Motorboat Too, able to paddle into the small ones late and get a pump or two before they close out. Randy takes off north towards 33rd and stays there the whole session.
     Klaude comes out. We manhug in the water. On his Channel Islands Neckbeard, he’s doing all right. He catches a left all the way to shore, eclipsing every ride that I’ve caught in distance. I’m jealous.
     When he paddles back, he says, “You wanna ride it?”
     “No,” I say, even though I mean yes, but I don’t want him to be stuck with my gear.
     Dais paddles up to us on his Average Joe and immediately gets a long ride, too.
     I try. I fall behind sections or pump to no avail. I need more board.
     Meanwhile, Dais and Klaude are holding hands, exchanging boards, trading off waves. In the distance, Randy’s surrounded by longboarders and SUP guys.
     Klaude leaves. Shan shows up. I still haven’t reached my one-turn quota. Yet, even though I can’t catch shit, the water’s beautiful. It’s so clean that the water has a clear bluish green tint, the sand as visible as tropical reef. It’s actually a good day, but my equipment . . . bad choice.
     I have to waive Randy down when it’s time to go. The look on his face is serious. I can’t tell if he’s been scoring or not. When he exits the water, he looks off in frustration.
     It’s a quiet drive home. “Damn,” says Randy. “Wasted session.”
     “I know,” I say. “I just thought . . .”
     “We kind of had a feeling,” he says.

     The rest of the drive is silence. Our thoughts do the talking. 

THE FISHER QUEEN, TUE 23SEPT2014

Maturing enough to get back to basics: small can be fun, too. 

Loc: El Porto
Crew: Randy
Time: 0630-0830
Conditions: 1-2 FT+, glassy, inconsistent, crowded.
     My dumb ass had told my friends about how fun yesterday’s surf was, but as my brother and I change in the Porto lot, the waves are a little smaller. That “little” meaning a lot since it’s barely three feet. There are more surfers out. They sit motionless, an indication of this morning’s inconsistency. Fuck.
     Randy’s on the 6’8 NSP and I’m on the Zippi again. Now I’m the one who’s scratching out. The peak I had had to myself yesterday is crowded. Why? Why today when it’s smaller? Probably because a couple people spread the word? I didn’t tell too many people.
     Randy escapes the crowd and paddles over towards 40th. Even he scratches out on some waves, but he looks good on the ones he gets, stylish with fingers spread as he twists his torso at the end of his frontside turns, forcing some spray off the tail.
     Most of my waves are gutless, not much for turns but for goofing off, walking towards the tip of the board to drain as much out of the wave as possible.
     We get lulls. Around 0800 we end up next to each other again. He catches a backhand right, bottom turns, and throws a bucket out the back on the NSP. Bri can’t turn her board like that. Neither can I.
     It’s a slow morning, but it’s interspersed with a couple of good rides. I got to redeem myself for the cutback I had missed yesterday. There was a point in the turn where I’d usually redirect my board, but I followed through and got a bank off of the pocket. It was nice. More waves like that, hopefully.

     Our attitude in the parking lot is half ass. Yeah, it wasn’t that great of a session, easily snarked at, but it wasn’t that bad either. There was a little crowd, the waves were small, but we still caught waves. Not a wave buffet but still surf worthy. At least we had the right equipment.