Friday, October 5, 2012

SHOWOUT, SAT 22SEPT2012 MOR




Crew: Bri, KK, CC, Khang, Tom, Dais
Time: 0900-1045
Conditions: 2-3 FT, sunny, glassy, inconsistent.

Another Ode to Fran-Sauce:  
     I remember the good old days when I had nothing but time to surf, write, and play Modern Warfare 3 on PS3. I’ll never forget the weekday morning sessions. Francis and I pulled so many of those, when we’d either stay local or go as far south as Blacks to get some waves. If we stayed local or in the HB area, we’d usually top off with a Bob’s Hawaiian breakfast. There’s nothing like pulling into Bob’s on a Tuesday morning, like at 0945 before the day goes full swing. We’ve walked in there when there were only Gardena Public Works employees and old Japanese couples eating breakfast. We’d be ravenous with hunger, killing off Da Big Hawaiian plate, one for each of us. Mmmmmmm, Vienna Sausage, Spam, rice, eggs, macaroni salad, pancakes with coconut syrup. Then we’d go back to the house, chill with Smokey and blast fools on PS3. Well, everything comes to an end, and in this case, hopefully it’s only a “pause.” Now with Francis in Oahu and with my masters program in full swing, I get to see my surf family only on the weekends. So on Saturdays and Sundays, I stay local.
     If you’ve never met Francis, you’ve never been privileged with being around his Zen-like, in the moment, calm, and genuine demeanor/personality. The guy’s like a Philosopher, the Brown Jesus in surfer form. That being said, from now on we’ll refer to his method of living and thinking as “FRANSAUCEAN.”
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     Dawn patrol? I don’t think so. Briana and I learn that staycations take a lot out of us, and waking up early on Saturday mornings is turning out to be a tall order.
     I know KK’s surfing local because I asked him last night. I bring Cheryl’s DK Fish in case she comes. As much as I’d like to hang on to this awesome piece of surfcraft, it doesn’t belong to me, and holding on to it brings the risk of damaging it, which I do not want to be liable for.
     There’s no free parking at 26th, so Bri and I have no choice but to do the meters, but the only problem is that I barely have any fucking change. Again, we run into Klaude as he’s on his way out. He says that the rest of the crew is out there. I bum five more quarters from him and make the commitment to see him tomorrow.
     The waves don’t look impressive. The scene of surfers sitting close to the inside is becoming typical. I’m chancing it with the boardshorts today with no rashguard. From the sand I already see that the water’s DRC heavy: Dais, Khang, Tom, and CC. Dais is the first one to spot me. We wave.
     I must be a freak because everyone else is in a wetsuit. Also, the sight of me paddling out on a fish is still new. It feels good to see everyone together, despite the surf conditions. I introduce Bri to Tom, since Bri’s now met everyone except for Cheryl. “How’s the surf?” I ask Tom.
     “Ohhh, it’s okay, but . . . it looks like it’s getting better with the tide coming up. Shit, here I am thinking, ‘wake up early, get here at first light,’ but now I’m like, ‘I should just sleep in, get here later!’”
     I laugh. I tell everyone how I’ve been experimenting with fishes lately and how the DK really pulled through for me at San Onofre. Just then, a little left-hand bump rolls through. Feeding off the energy of seeing my comrades, I put a little extra mustard on my paddle and kick. I catch the sub three-foot wave, which is a little walled. But it has a workable little end section. I bottom turn and rebound off the lip as it closes. My friends see this. It feels good, not just for validation, but I feel like we tend to surf a little harder when we’re surfing together, each person raising the bar for the other, making us froth more and more for the next one. I try to duplicate the ride, but it’s hard to get another nugget. My rides are mostly closeouts now, but everyone else gets some good rides. Tom in particular is working with the closeouts, banging turns out before his rides end.
     Since Bri and I are on the second shift, everyone else leaves one-by-one until it’s just Bri and me. I struggle to get another good ride, but I’m graced by a right-hand bump. I paddle into it, and it actually has some shape. It’s reminiscent of my first right at San Onofre yesterday, but this one’s standing up a little bit more. My bottom turn is slow and wide, but I climb the face and hit the lip. The downturn is a little critical because I feel like I’m gonna purl, but I manage to keep the nose out the water. I look back on the sand. Dais gives me a thumbs-up before he leaves.
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     Briana’s getting used to 26th. There’s a crowd here, but it breaks different from San O. Since it’s small beach break, the paddle out is shorter, and (for a longboard) there are enough waves for her to catch.
     The window of good surf that Tom called only lasts a little while. The tide rises and makes the surf more inconsistent. Our parking meter’s almost up, so we head back in. Just like last weekend, the calm wind and sunny conditions remain even as we’re leaving.

New Post Surf Grinds:
     I ask Bri what she’s in the mood to eat for breakfast. I suggest The Blue Butterfly, but she doesn’t want that. Deep inside, I’m in the mood for something greasier myself. We discuss the possibility of pancakes at Metro CafĂ©. “But it’s almost eleven,” I say, “there’s probably gonna be a nasty line.” We both know that only one resolution is possible. . . . BOB’S HAWAIIAN!
     On the drive to Gardena, my mouth waters at the thought of some rice, eggs, and Spam with Vienna Sausage. Maybe a little soyu on top of that with some Tobasco. You gotta get the mixture right: a little bit of Spam followed by a spoonful of rice, thew three times, then scoop up some mac salad. Mmmmmm-Mmmmm-MMMMMM! I NEED RICE! We pull into the parking lot, stoked to see that there are empty spots, and then we see the sign on the window:
We’ve Moved Location.
     My heart’s broken; my food fantasy is crushed. I don’t have time to look up the address and start a monkey hunt. I’ve heard that Gardena Bowl has good local food too, so we check it out.
     It’s smaller than Bob’s, cramped with a lot of people . . . but this has to be a good sign that something’s good here. We sit next to some elderly Japanese peeps and look at the menu. I can’t find anything resembling Da Big Hawaiian, so I order:

Hawaiian Royal: Portuguese sausage,
charsu, green onions & eggs
over a bed of rice with teriyaki
sauce.


     I’m so hungry that I’m about to have a man bitch-fit. Surprisingly, this dish is enough to satisfy me. I could eat more, but I’m content. I think it costs seven bucks and some change. Afterwards, Briana and I both take monster shits.
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     So today’s local session was fun. It was great to see everyone in the water, and I got a couple good waves. I’m hoping tomorrow will be fun too. Now only one question remains. . . . WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW BOB'S HAWAIIAN RESTAURANT?

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