Monday, November 5, 2012

SURFLINE SAID . . . , MON 05NOV2012 MOR



Here's a pic that my brother sent me of him getting barreled in Java. He said he and some guys from SD were daring each other to go DEEP. The other guys to the right of him only wanted to take off on the shoulders. He said that it was a barrel machine that day and that EVEN THE AVERAGE GUYS WERE GETTING BARRELED!!!!



Loc: Huntington Beach
Crew: SOLO
Time: 0730-0845
Conditions: 1-3 FT, low tide, glassy, sunny, offshore, inconsistent.

     I should be at school reading or still in bed, well rested for the day ahead of me. But no . . . I’m sitting here in the lineup at Huntington Beach in the midst of a fifteen minute lull. Surfline said it would be 3-4 FT+, but it’s more like . . . there ain’t shit.
     Finally a wave comes. I paddle and try to pop up, but I never get into the wave. It breaks in front of me, possibly could’ve been the wave of the day.
     Guys are leaving the water. There aren’t that many of us. River Jetties doesn’t look too crowded. Magnolia looks like it has some peaks, but it’s too far of a paddle; I don’t have that much time.
     I go for everything in desperation. I paddle in going left and right. The waves are long and racy today, so I pull in for imitation barrels because they are too quick to turn on. I get one grab-rail, suicide run before the wave closes out over me. It’s over before I travel a couple feet. Sadly, it’s my wave of the morning.
     Right before I leave, the tide picks up a little bit more, but the waves are still shitty. The south wind begins to make ripples over the water. Gawd damn . . . I hate it when the gambles don’t work out.

FIRST DATE DO-OVER (double sesh), FRI 02NOV2012 EVE




Loc: Palos Verdes
Crew: Bri
Time: 1700-1830
Conditions: 2-3 FT, low tide, glassy, inconsistent, soft, mooshy, cool.

     Bri’s not talking to me when I pull up to The Cove. She’s mad . . . I’m mad. I have work this weekend which means I won’t get to surf for the next two days, so getting in the water ASAP is paramount. She was about to piss in her pants, and she couldn’t hold it. We only had ten more minutes to drive, so . . . I was being a dick when I had to stop short of our destination so she could use the bathroom.
     The silence is thick. I give-in and apologize.
#
     The waves look good from the top. About twenty longboarders are down there. Even though the rest of the South Bay is onshore, the wind is calm over here.
     I didn’t even bother to bring the Zippy. I’m on the JS like I was in the morning. We’re not at Manhattan Beach because it was walled when we drove by, so now we’re here.
     We lock up and trot down the sharp, brittle trail. The water’s cold, a little too cold for my 2/2 short-sleeve wetsuit. I tell Bri to follow me, and I paddle us right into some shallow rocks. We have to stand and walk to deeper water again.
     Once we’re on the outside, I see it’s smaller than it looked from the hill. The sets are three feet, but it’s mooshy. PV needs to be bigger than five-feet to be fun on a thruster. I curse myself for not having Zippy.
#
     These waves are perfect for Bri. It’s been over four months since I took her here for the first time. That first date, none of us caught any waves because it was too small and the tide was too high.
     Right now, she’s having trouble getting into the waves. It’s almost too mooshy compared to this morning’s pitch-fest. Since we’re not at the main peak, our waves aren’t as long, but she manages to paddle into one . . . and then a couple . . . and then a couple more. She’s in classic San Onofre form, not catching every wave but confident and catching at least half of them. This place is too easy, too mellow not to have a stoked longboard sesh.
     I wait for the plus-sized sets, but I can’t manage to get a turn. Either way, Bri’s learning really fast. I remind myself how lucky I am to be with someone who I can share surfing with.
#
     We stay until it’s dark. Only two people are still out there when we leave. Other people are changing in what’s left of the faint horizon. The majestic cliffs are dark with just a couple houses on top with their lights on. Bri’s stoked. She says she’s perfectly fine with surfing PV any time.

She never brings up that I was being a dick earlier about having to pull over so she could piss.


GNARL, FRI 02NOV2012 MOR




Loc: 26th
Crew: Bri, Klaude, Khang, Dais
Time: 0745-0945
Conditions: 3-4+ FT, mid to high tide, offshore, consistent, walled, crowded, sunny, and cool.
    
     I’m watching Klaude in the lineup next to Calvin and Roy. Solid four-to-five foot walls start coming in, looking like they might have shoulders, but the sections build and closeout once they hit the sandbar. I’m trying to formulate the words to Briana, something to make her feel comfortable on the 7’10 NSP barney board. This might not be a good idea. North Huntington is the gnarliest place I’ve taken her to, and that was only a solid, fast, and pitchy three-feet. Still . . . that’s only three feet.
     The next set comes in. It’s fast and dumpy, typical of the South Bay, but I’m stoked. I haven’t seen size here like this for a while, and it’s a powerful, whomping kind of size.
     I turn to Bri and hide my nervousness for her. “You’ll be alright,” I say. “Just watch out for the crowd and be picky. Go for the shoulders. Don’t get caught on the inside.”
     “Okay,” she says, like it’s a normal day at San Onofre.
     We paddle out together, and even though I choose a window where the waves are small, they are still punchy in the whitewash. Bri gets pummeled. I hold my ground, duckdiving in place, waiting for her to make it. Guys are now starting to catch waves. I’m in the way and so is she. I can’t be so damn protective and controlling; I have to let go of the reigns.
     I paddle up to Klaude, say hi to Calvin and Roy and say, “Briana’s with me . . . she’s getting worked.” I turn around, and there she is, paddling over the last wave in the impact zone into the next lull.
     She paddles up to us and says, “Lucky the waves stopped!”
     Man . . . when I was at Bri’s level I wouldn’t have made it out.

PICKY-PICKY:
     Mostly walls are coming in. Unfortunately, the juicy sets don’t have much shape, but that doesn’t stop Klaude. He goes for a bomb, Khang-style. It looks like a closeout right. After his ride he paddles back. I ask, “How was that?”
     “Awwwwwuh,” he says, “I got worked.”
     I catch one myself and go straight.
     When Bri paddles, I hold my breath. Her arms aren’t strong enough to get her in, and I’m glad because the waves dump really fast once they hit the sandbar, morphing into steep drops and then oblivion.
     Khang makes it out around the time I catch a closeout left. I pop-up, turn into the wave right away, take the highline, crouch down, and get a glimpse of the lip curling over me. It barely lasts a second, but I see Klaude paddling over the shoulder, looking into the tube. My motion is controlled, penetrating out the back door. Klaude watches me paddle back in acknowledgement. It was no cigar, not even close, but to even get a perspective in the tube for a fraction of a second, controlled and not on accident, is a milestone for our level of surfing . . . at least until we get dry barreled.
    
     Khang brings Dais and their homegirl. I haven’t seen Dais with short hair yet, and I must say that I’m still jealous at how handsome he is. I just wish I could grow facial hair like that.
     I catch a closeout and ride by their friend on the inside. She’s getting pounded on her foam board. A GoPro camera is mounted on the nose. She’s sliding off of her board, getting rocked by the whitewash, seasick. She doesn’t make it out.
#
     It must’ve been good here this week because the fucking lineup is PACKED. I don’t know how these guys do it, but some of them are just getting good waves that line up for several pumps until the ramp section at the end. Guys are doing 360 airs and landing them. The older vets are choosing the right waves too, getting multiple turns. Maybe I’m sitting too far out or going for all the wrong ones.
     I’m paddling back to the lineup when I see Briana try to make it over a wave. The lip rejects the nose of the NSP like how Vlade Divac blocked Jordan in game one of the Bulls VS Lakers finals. I’m going into Dick Mode. I told her ass not to get caught on the inside. I look back, watching her resurface and take a couple more beatings, but when she returns to the lineup she’s smiling.
     “What happened?” I asked.
     She says that instead of duckdiving the wave, the guys in front of her cut her off to paddle over the shoulder, stalling her in time to get sandwiched. Minutes later we paddle out to go over one wave, and the biggest wave of the morning is right behind it.
     “Oh shit!” I say. I want to give Bri advice, but I can’t. We’re both deep. Even I’m scratching to get out of the way. It’s a solid five-feet, and that’s being generous. So what do I tell her? I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to turtle dive that thing. The wave is standing up way on the outside. Before I duckdive it I see Bri ditch her board and dive under. I duckdive it. The wave is so strong that it drags me back, but I don’t get sucked down.
     Bri makes it back to the lineup, visibly shaken-up, but . . . she ain’t bein’ a bitch about it either.

TWEENERS:
     Instead of going for the big ones, the in-between waves are only three-to-four feet, and some of them have tapered but fast shoulders at the end of them. I catch a right, but some bald-headed guy drops in on me. I have to stall on my bottom-turn until he kicks out. He does, but most of the ride is already milked.
     Klaude’s gone. Khang paddles towards me and Bri, and he’s wearing that face, the face of “fuck it’s crowded.” He’s frustrated. So am I.
     I tell him that Bri and I are going for our last waves. Just then, a right-hand tweener starts to form. Bri’s paddling for it. “Go. Angle right!” I say.
     She gives her novice stroke all that she has. She’s pointing her nose down the wave; she’s listening.
     The Baldy is on her outside. He turns and starts scratching for it too. “Go!” I yell. Bri gets the drop, and Baldy kicks out. It takes a while for Bri to stand, but I see her from behind, looking down the line as she’s gliding on it, away from me. Her ride is short, but it’s a good wave.
     My last ride is far from impressive, but I’m stoked for the waves I got. The lip throw-out over my head was my best one. The tweener waves were good even though I didn’t get many of them, and I’m glad I got to see my crew out there on a rare weekday session.
     I drag Bri to follow me to get my hair cut and then we head out for breakfast. We talk about the session during the whole meal. She says that water dripped out of her nose when she went to the bathroom, but she looks at it as a good thing.

     She’s definitely one of us. 

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