Saturday, May 3, 2014

ON THE SAND PT. I (double), SAT 26APR2014


Loc: San Onofre
Crew: Bri
Conditions: 3-4 FT+, howling onshore, unorganized, sunny
     I called San Onofre on Thursday to see if there were any campsite cancellations. Lo and behold, there was one. Immediately, I reserved a campsite or Friday afternoon thru Monday morning.
     Magicseaweed.com had the surf forecast at five or six stars for Saturday, so I was pumped. Like 4-7 feet. As soon as I sent out the invite, Gary texted me and said that there would be wind, and then he attached a pic of Surfline’s forecast, which showed that it would be poor to fair.
     When Friday came, I was stoked. I chose three boards to bring. Since Bri was at work, I packed her stuff too. All our camping gear.


     We arrived at about 1600, and it was windy as shit.
     Later that night, in the howling offshore wind, about ten of my friends showed up. Despite the gnarly conditions, we barbecued and drank; it was a lot of fun. By 2300, it started drizzling. At 0100, everyone (save for Orlando and his wife who camped in their van) left because the wind picked up to hurricane strength.


     Lying in my tent was like being inside a jumping castle. The sides of the tent kept slapping against the bed and my head. It was nuclear, like fucking explosions, chaos, the apocalypse. Combined with the roaring surf just feet away. I have no idea how Bri went to sleep, but no bullshit, I was scared. I thought our tent would blow away.
     I finally fell asleep around 0400. I woke to the sound of wind, just a hair weaker. The sun was out and the tent was getting hot. The ocean was ferocious, victory at sea conditions. There was size, but just too scattered and gnarly. Only a few heads were out at Churches, even some kite surfers.
     At noon, Bri and I couldn’t stand being dry anymore. The peaks were scattered at Old Mans, but some of them looked rideable.
     Paddling out was a bitch, and the current took us towards the state beach parking lot. A kite surfer was there too. The waves were consistent with size but unorganized and choppy. Despite the wind, the water was surprisingly warm.
     Bri got some shoulders all the way to shore. I had to kick out of my waves because they closed out. I got a small turn on one lip before it closed, but the session was just for the sake of getting wet. It was horrible.
     A kite surfer was clowning us, surfing close by and flying in the air. It was time to get out.
     Back at the campsite, Orlando said he was over it. He and his wife boned out. Magicseaweed was wrong. They’re usually right. Surfline is usually a little off, but they were spot on. The camp trip was looking like a bad call.


TWIN FIN MOTORBOAT TOO, SAT 26APR2014
Loc: Churches
Crew: Cassady, Briggs
Time: 1800-1930
Conditions: Light onshore, 3-4 FT+, high tide, consistent
Before Cassady drove over, I had warned him that the surf was shit, but he still showed up with one of his Santa Barbara homeboys.
Cassady’s my classmate from school who’s also in the MFA program, and he’s a dedicated surfer.


He whipped out the beers. The wind began to calm down a little. I looked at the MSW report, and it said that the wind was gonna calm around 1800.
“I wanna be out there when it changes,” said Cassady.
Bri was tired, so I let her sleep in the tent; we had a rough night.
Churches looked like shit from the campsite, but when we reached it, the wind died even more. More guys were paddling out, and despite the high tide, there were some decent peaks lining up to shore.
I had swapped my thruster setup to a twin-fin configuration on my Motorboat Too. Seemed like a good idea to practice with the mediocre conditions.


And the conditions . . . turned classic. The low sun was beginning to set, setting the sky aflame into an orange blaze. It reflected off of the water. It was on fire too. The wind died, which made the water glass off even more. It was a moment that made me glad I could share it.
Peaks protruded through the swampy conditions. The current was pulling people south. Briggs got a big one before I got one. Cassady was milking the short lefts. On my first wave, a classic right, I was thrown off by how different the twins felt. I didn’t drop in with speed but was hung up instead, although I didn’t purl. My turns weren’t snappy, and I dragged ass through the turns, sluggish. Yet, when I pumped I still went down the line.
My next wave was a bomb. I should have purled, but the inside fin grabbed. So weird. I still couldn’t figure out how to ride my MB Too with this setup. My snaps weren’t snapping. Cassady hooted me on as I passed by.
My third wave was a deep one. Again, I should’ve ate it, and then I kind of figured out what was happening. Twin fins have speed, lots of it, but the turns are just so much different. Like they’re wider, still holding speed but looser. Not really how I’m used to surfing.
After the sesh, Cas told me I had looked good on those waves, but . . . those twin fins. It’s best to keep them on the fish.
     When we got back to the campsite, two underage chicks were practically throwing their nanas at Cas and Briggs. It’s never happened to me at San Onofre before, just random chicks showing up.


     After they left, Cas said, “When they ask everyone how old you are, you know they’re underage.” They had claimed to be 24.
     At about 2230, Rick and Gary showed up, and everyone hit it off. The wind was offshore and light, a 180 from the previous night. Rick couldn’t stop talking about how good those big swells had been in the South Bay fairly recently, and he kept showing pics to Cas and Briggs. Even Gary chimed in, sharing his experiences with surfing Santa Barbara, where Cas and Briggs are from.
     I watched my surf buddy Cas and my surf mentors talk around the fire. Even though the surf had been mediocre thus far, it was so worth it to see the generation gap being bridged with surfing.
     After Rick and Gary went to bed, Cas and Briggs told me how lucky I was to have those older vets as my friends to “show me the way.”

     But I’ve already known for a long time that I’m lucky. 

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