Wednesday, September 25, 2013

ASSES AND ELBOWS, SUN 22SEPT2013 MOR



Loc: 26th
Time: 0645-0945
Crew: Cheryl, Klaude, Dais, Tom, Calvin, Joyce, Hideki, Chris
Conditions: 2-3 FT+, sunny, consistent, crowded

     Bri’s sick, so I’m on this surf session solo. This is a true dawn patrol, and I’m at 26th before 0600. It’s still dark out but there’s still barely any parking. Unbelievable. I snatch one of the few parking spots left and see Calvin by the run path checking it out. He’s stolen Mike the Vietnam Vet’s, front row parking spot. The moon light shimmers off of the low tide waves, but it’s consistent, and there’s a little bit of size.
     I’d really like to dust off my Motorboat Too, but I just can’t get away from my Lost Mini Driver, so I stick with it. I justify the decision by means of crowd factor: I’ll get more waves on a fatter board.
     When I paddle out, Roy, Don, and Calvin are already on it. It’s a real fast and peaky morning. My first left is sectiony, but I reach the shoulder. My timing is off, and I don’t get a carve in, but I can tell that the waves are a little round because of the tide.
     On my next left, I get a little carve, but the shoulder looked like I could have pulled in. After that, I tell myself to just pull in on everything, at least while the tide is low.
     I almost get barreled, and “almost” doesn’t count, but the attempts are fun. There’s a left, and I fade out, waiting for the section to wall up a little bit. When it does, I pull in, but right in front of the hollow section is a guy on the inside. It’s shallow, so he’s in waist deep water. I pull in but penetrate out the back. I try to pull in on another end section but get pinched. Now the crowd is getting thicker. I paddle into another left, grabbing rail as I slide down. Crouched down low with one hand in the face, I feel myself stalling as I slide down to the base of the wave. This would be a textbook ride, but the wave closes out. Calvin paddles up to me after and says, “Hey, I saw you trying to pull in!”
     Once the sun is up, so is the crowd, and now everyone is out. I paddle south of the tower and run into Hideki, who I haven’t seen since late July. His friend Chris is with him, who asks me how the rest of my Java trip went. Paddling towards them gives me some luck because a right comes my way, and I get a solid snaparooski off the top. After that Klaude shows up, then Dais, and lastly Cheryl. Klaude introduces me to his friends Helen and Joyce.
     There are a lot of quality waves rolling through, but the scene is thick. In the lineup, it’s hard to maneuver without bumping into a board. Even the inside is a warzone. Because of the consistency, a lot of people are stuck on the inside as people are trying to drop into their waves.
     One guy gets so frustrated that he yells, “FUCK!” as he’s kicking out. It was Calvin who was in his line on the inside, but it’s not Calvin’s fault. Even I was in the way of a couple of people; it can’t be helped. I later hear the Fuck Man telling Roy, “Every time I get a wave, there’s some stupid idiot on the inside.”
     Well, what can you do about that? Fuck Man continues to paddle around, mumbling to himself, “I just want one.” I’ve been there before.
     It’s a fun morning, but the buffet is overpacked, so packed that you can only put a little bit on your plate at a time. The wind picks up turning the conditions choppy, and then Hideki, Klaude, Joyce, Cheryl, and I meet up at Blue Butterfly for some breakfast.

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